• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    No, you’d be murdered by police long before reaching the courthouse

    Roll a d20 to find out who!:

    1-4 Local police

    5-7 State police/patrolmen

    8-9 Federal Marshals

    10 The FBI

    11-18 Some combination of the above

    19-20 Some Kyle Rittenhouse esque vigilante who will be charged with 30 hours community service for murder

    I rolled a 6, for what it’s worth