Me rn
- “Could you please…?”
- “No! I’ve got shit to do!”
Sunday dumps are the best.
I once got paid $21 for a single log.
Us salaried fools pooping for free 😭
Well not really, I’m still leaving at the same time so less time working
Look man, I could be your boss. You should be taking breaks to refresh as it helps you work better. Taking a load off can be a useful chance to refresh. So yes I will pay you to go to the loo during work hours.
Aight boss, heading out for my hourly wank
“You know that employee is definitely going for a wank, right?”
“Yup.”
“So why don’t you discipline them?”
“They do their best work freshly wanked, plus do you want to have that conversation?”
“Uhh…”
“Just make sure IT knows not to touch their keyboard and there’s no problem.”
Get yourself some psyllium husk fiber (I mix it with peanut butter and put it on my cereal) and wait until work to drink your morning coffee.
Shiting? That’s old. Now I jerk off at work.
This is me right now
Thanks for sharing. Hope it was a satisfying one.
