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To the people reporting this: Yes, it’s a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.
In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It’s not an accident that we are discussing “death tax” instead of “inheritance tax”, or that you see reports of “looters” vs “survivors/scavengers”.
Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900
Use the full name, y’all lazy motherfuckers
Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮
We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as “New Australia”.
You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you
I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.
New New South Wales.
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That’s what we are renaming Texas
I quite like the name “Kraft VegemiteTM presents New Australia”.
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Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.
I’m okay with this.
Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?
Please do this.
U don’t get our free healthcare tho
Well what the hell is the point then?!
Wait. The accent. I’m down for it again
Well that’s fucked up
We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.
The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change
😘👌😆
UK declares US to be called “United Colonies”
“The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom” or The SUCK
The “Revolting Colonies”.
There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.
Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.
No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.
Interesting, the lake’s name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99
The Atlantic ocean is now “the moat”.
“The Pacific” is now “NordVPN Presents: The Pacific”
This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.
If Canada renames Lake Michigan/Illinois to Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo, would Google label it as Lake Michigan (Lake Illinois (Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo))? What if Québec wants to spread some French to it too?
Edit: updated Lake Manitoba to Lake Ontario 2 because it’s funnier
I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.
Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?
I’ll take New Albion. It’s time for a change. England had their turn.
Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.
Idaho is now YOUdaho
Uranus is now OURanus.
Always has been.
Uranus Mychoice
As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan
As a fellow statesman, I would like to propose that we ready ourselves for war. Surely we can take Illinois of all places, right? Maybe we can get a Lower peninsula to go with our upper, seems like that’s what happens when we get really pissed up here.
Ohio is Underland
And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota
In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.
If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.I think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.
Skip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.
Absolute Unit
Naah. There is only one real Dakota and the other is the imposter that needs to change the name.
Fanning?