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This is the top post in my feed right now. I haven’t scrolled at all yet.
…what’s further down?
Gandalf’s dead body.
Balrogs. All the way down.
Ummm… a Super Balrog?
Gothmog
You mean this guy?
Fly, you fool!
They scrolled too greedily, and too deep
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Saruman’s palantir runs on Deepseek!
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Fly you fools!
it was only then that Frodo realised that Gandalf thought that Hobbits could fly all along, and it really bummed him out.
That didn’t take long. Second post on my feed.
Unlike how a wizard shows up practically when he means to, a balrog comes unexpectedly.
Where’s my mythrill?
No mythrill for you! Next!
I’m Next!
I usually hate shitposts but this was actually good! Made me smile. Thanks OP!
A second balrog already!
