Sorry comrades. Science has spoken.

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    11 days ago

    a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass

    not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health