My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it’s wrong and im late for my own funeral
I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.
Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess
I legitimately thought I activated some sort of extrasensory perception when I learned my internal clock worked
I am all of these depending on how depression/anxiety has been treating me lately
The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn’t work for insomniacs unfortunately.
My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.
Yes, he knows when I’m in that deep sleep like 30-60m before my alarm goes off, so that when I give him the boot I don’t have enough time to go back to bed for any meaningful sleep.
Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.
I don’t think there’s a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it’s still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤
- wakes up in the middle of the night
- realises it’s 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
- can’t fall asleep for 45min …
- no profit
There is, it’s waking up early thinking you’re late to work / school only to realize you’ve woken early and today is your day off
When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid…)
I was also a dumb kid!
unless you stress out about not being asleep and get angry and then you can’t sleep! hahahaha
Me when I have morning meetings, every time without fail. I specifically ask people don’t schedule shit until 10AM because of this, and most people are chill with it, thankfully.
amen to that
cross time zone teams means my pointless standup meetings are either set at sharp 9 am or even earlier, fucking bullshit.
wow that blows. try moving east! i lived on the west coast and cross zone teams sucked. but now on the east coast the meetings are at like 2pm. freakin love it
I had team members outside of the US, hopefully my next job is better, but with all the outsourcing these days, I have little hope of even landing a job,let alone one where everyone I need to work with is local
Why don’t you people proofread these things before posting?
You think we’re a bunch of weirods?
Just your bodies internal clock.
Lol it’s a meme not a research paper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So everyone should just ignore basic spelling, grammar and punctuation? I seriously don’t understand that mindset. All you’re doing by not caring is making it even more obvious that you’re an idiot.
and getting all hot and bothered in a meme thread over it is any beter? all youre doin is makin it even more obvious that youre being a prick abot it
Weirod.
tyops improove engagement
I didn’t see anything wrong with it
I think it is Wii Rod, not weirod.
My wife will sometimes say she’s setting a “mental alarm” when she’d like to get up at a certain time but it’s not actually critical to be awake then and she tends to wake up right around then. There are plenty of times she wakes up one minute before her real alarm, too.
I’ve done the e wake up <5 minutes before my alarm lots of times. The problem is then I go right back to sleep and snooze the alarm for the next 8-24 minutes and end up late.
I kinda have to figure out when i want to wake up before i go to bed, and then it’s enough. I have never used an alarm in 20 years. I just know when i wanna be up and i wake up before it. Sue me.
Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.
See, I can do this, and often do. I wake up at 0730 naturally and it’s a great feeling when I wake up a couple of mins before the alarm. But I do set an alarm - because I’d never, ever bank on it.
Sod’s Law I’d sleep in when I need to catch a flight.
Does she sleep a consistent schedule & get enough sleep, or is she able to do this despite waking up after 5 hours of sleep at a time that’s 4 hours earlier when working than on weekends?
Dyslexics of the world untie!
And just theiR bodies
Ya’ll really got it out for servicemembers.
I use an alarm, but 9/10 times I wake within 10 minutes before the alarm.
My body has started doing this and I hate it.
Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.
The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn’t going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway
The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn’t going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway
I hate it when I wake up with a panicked feeling of amyway. I broke up with Amy like 6 years ago now and she still haunts my dreams.
I really hate that I can’t get a lie in on the weekend. Kids wake up and my brain wakes up. I’ll have to start going to bed earlier…which I hate. I want to stay up and play video games and wake up late. But I guess I’m becoming an old man and need to embrace the old man life.
just drink a bottle of water if you have to wake up early. alarms are uncivilized
Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can’t be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.
hell yes brother/sister!
I’m everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won’t so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I’ll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don’t trust snooze because I’ve accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.
But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.
Android needs to not have the snooze and stop button be so damn close to each other.
Yeah, I would prefer if snooze were tap the button and turn off was hold for 3 seconds or something.
A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius
Pretty sure those shingles are asbestos as well.
People with rude cats
Bio alarm
