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      (Full version, I make up lots of song parodies at work)

      I don’t need anyone

      I still need mom and dad

      Don’t got a pretty face

      I lost the human race

      And I’ve got some news for you

      You work a kitchen too!

      I’ve got my pots and pans

      Working til I can’t stand

      Balsamic reducer

      Ain’t no loser

      People out kn the streets

      They don’t know who I am

      I watch them eat my food

      And they just pass me by

      But I’m not just anyone

      I’ll boil this sauce down to none!

      (Chorus)

      I’ll have a drizzle soon

      For pizzas and salads too

      Things will be different then

      We’ll be supplied again

      Then I’ll be 5 and a half feet tall

      Getting paid nothing at all

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          15 days ago

          I don’t but totally could for this one. I can play it on all necessary instruments. Some other tunes I’ve Weird Al’d could be hard. Balsamic reduction takes a long time albeit very little attention, you just simmer Balsamic vinegar until thicc, if the vinegar is low quality maybe add sugar but it stinks cause its vinegar cooking off. I wrote it in my head over the course of a 15 minutes or so while working and then delivered. No one had heard the original, including my chef who’s old band I saw open for fucking DOA when I was 14

          • I don’t but totally could for this one. I can play it on all necessary instruments.

            That’s sick! Recording, mixing and editing always seemed like a pain though.

            Balsamic vinegar until thicc, if the vinegar is low quality maybe add sugar but it stinks cause its vinegar cooking off

            I don‘t mind the smell of vinegar tbh

            including my chef who’s old band I saw open for fucking DOA when I was 14

            wow

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              I’ve gota good floor mic and enjoy mixing. I’m slowly working my way back to a decent home recording setup. Even have an electric drum kit now. I just need to get more cables and amps so I can have everything ready to roll without moving my living room around each time I wanna play something else