“The package will arrive between 14:00 and 18:00”

Me at 9 am:

I saw an edit of this show that removes all of his internal dialog so the show is 50% him just staring at people for several minutes before responding to them in conversation lol.

“sorry, we couldn’t reach you”

Don’t bother ringing the doorbell. Just put it on the mat and email me a pic. I’ll just keep checking my email. Thanks.

I’m gonna make y’all uncomfortable from muscle memory with another caption:
No internet, waiting for the ISP tech guy to arrive.

Lol no I ain’t got time fo dat. I order my stuff to arrive at work, easier to check and there is always someone to receive it during the day.

And if they resend, same as well.

At home I have my neighbors to receive packages too, but I don’t like to bother them for this, they also have their own life to attend to.

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