281-330-8004
who?
hit mike jones up on the low
He is said to have used the name “PeteHegseth” to sign onto Sleeper.com, a fantasy football and sports betting site, last August
The man in charge of the US Military, everyone.
Well, at least I can find this user. Should I send him a message? :-D
Is the combo on his luggage 12345?
… How did you guess that? Now I’ll have to change the combinations on all my luggage …
(That joke isn’t relevant anymore, though, now that you can’t use locks on your luggage that the government doesn’t have the key for. That was too absurd even for Mel Brooks.)
Tell him your name is Donald and need an invite to his discord.
Well at least it isn’t “petehegseth1488”
Shrug
Who’s got Hegseth linked to child porn, sex trafficking, or other dark shit through Signal on their bingo card?
I think that’s a prerequesite for being employed by the Trump regime
I feel like that’s the free space at the center of the card
When we filled out our bingo card, we just put ‘Trump’ in the centre.
Trump: "Putin May Be Just Tapping Me Along”
Germany Is Now the World’s Leading Democracy
Blue man suit
I gotta make all new cards now.
I mean he has something in his psyche driving him to alcoholism. I don’t know what it is, but something is eating him from the inside.
Tapeworm?
“All over the Internet” yet I can’t fucking find it.
Why does your Lemmy app have banner ads?
That returns Mike Jones
Also, that was a 3-4 hours after I posted, so
He finds you. Just wait, eventually he will send you some security secrets - he can’t help himself.
Trump: Hilary Clinton!
Almost enough to make me wish I was putting together an “Internet Safety for DODummies” slideshow this year. There’s a whole art to calling senior leadership dumbasses without it being so overt that you get paperwork for it and this fucking guy can’t stop feeding me the ingredients for some great material.
You could put such a thing together. It’s not too late. If you did, where might one find it?
Nowhere accessible, unfortunately. Gave up access to my shared drive at the end of the contract, decided to smoke weed and get fat instead.
It was the right choice.
DODumbfucks
So what’s the number?
Nobody should eat a ban to save you a search. If you really want it, the information is out there.
Is it doxing if it’s basically public information? /s
On Reddit at least, it seems like the answer to that depends on the political conveniences of the situation at hand
This question but non-sarcastically
Oh no a ban 😭
Spoken like someone who doesn’t have the phone number
867-5309!
I tried and it was just some chick named Jenny
I got it (I got it), I got it I got your number on the wall I got it (I got it), I got it
Impressive to pull that off without a country or area code!
I actually remember when you didn’t need an area code unless you were calling long distance lol
still don’t with landlines, but when’s the last time you used one of those?
How’s your back?
It sounds like a Rice Krispies commercial
What’s your pain med of choice? I like children’s chewable ibuprofen because I already have too many pills to swallow.
Fun fact: To get a discount at the retail checkout without giving your personal info, you could use Jenny‘s number with your local area code. More times than not it would be accepted. ‘Haven’t tried this in a while though.
I did that last month at a new-to-me grocery store. Saved $5! Jenny needs to use her gas points, though. She has a ton.
(944) 753 - 9547 [WHISKEYLIQ]
/s
Pete has looked so stupid.
Only because he is though.
You can tell he’s stupid cause of the way he is. That’s pretty neat.
You can, apparently a decent portion of the population can’t.
This is the way.
