Actually, I’m the one who can fix her. I have a tattoo removal machine I stole from a dumpster.

That’s one I don’t remember seeing before.

if a communist calls you “deeply unserious” theyre basically saying they want to kill you

My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.

“getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome”

Must be a pretty new one

Pretty sure mods are removing my posts by falsely claiming they are “Sectarian” in the modlog and then reposting them elsewhere on the site as their own bits.

a line of dancing crabs

who died?

Hexbear users are real people who were infiltrated by trollfarms when they were still on Reddit and lured into a more controlled environment.

Too young, too simple, sometimes naive.

listening to my mom slowly read the dilbert guy’s tweets out loud about how xi jinping personally got his son addicted to fentanyl and shaking my head to show that i disagree

I just got the best one, gone but not forgotten.

…not sure where the suggestion box is, but anyoo, here goes: ya know those little blurb thingies that ya’ll post? it changes each time I refresh the homepage. But- I can’t tell you how often I’ve wanted to respond to one of those, add my two cents as it were.

Same, buddy

I always check under my bed each night to make sure there’s no tankies.

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