Rush limbaugh, bill maher, and pol pot.

Kissinger (Nixon Era), Asmongold, Alberto Fujimori (1999) and Rob Liefeld

my mil, my fil’s second wife, my fil’s current wife

, , , Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s imaginary constituents, and Adolf Hitler

keir starmer, augusto pinochet, and jerry seinfeld

1. Person who has never closed their discord app. Ever.
2. Your average twitter user who unironically calls it “X.com”
3. JD Vance
4. Trotsky
5. David Attenborough

Alan Dershowitz, Javier Milei, Annalena Baerbock, Nick Bostrom, Sebastian Gorka, Matt Yglesias

hugh hefner, caitlyn jenner, charles taylor, edward viii with wallis simpson in tow, and randomly ian miles cheong

I tried to make this as varied and weird as possible lmao

whatever combo involving the briefcase kid in high school

Sam Harris, Rachel Maddow, Thomas Sowell, Pol Pot

Elon, Sam Altman, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Tate

They’re synergistically bad because they’d start talking about AI and they’d all have their distinct conjectures that don’t come from anything. They’d talk over Altman to do it too. So even if you could do worse than Joe Rogan on pure vibes, it would just add to this discordance of the situation.

a guy who punches so weak he ends up just pushing himself backwards, a scary man made of seaweed, a giant spider, a fire, and the sensation of falling

Destiny, Andrew Tate and H3H3. I know, too online, but it would be really hard for you to not stab them a 100 times.

Thatcher, Brian Cox, James Corden.