That time a white manager of mine banned me, the only Black person working at this place at the time, from saying the line, “If ya don’t know, now ya know,” because it became a bit of a catchphrase of mine while at work and the song originally ends it with the n-word so she thought it could’ve probably offended someone just to hear me say that line even without the n-word
What’s the song for those of us that don’t know?
…i’m not making a setup joke/reference to the line i really do actually want to know
The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy
noted for later
Not getting enough sleep
The random name generator in Stardew Valley
The kicker? This came up while cycling through random names for a void chicken.
Because of woke
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of woke
I learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt
Because of woke
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of woke, I am afraidOut of many funny responses, this one wins
vegan chocolate bars are so tiny when compared to regular ones because of woke
just let me be a trash mammal goddamnitI had to stop sleeping. Because of woke.
my toilet water being red when I’m done pooping
High egg prices, because there is more demand for eggs because of trans wokes, and it’s increasing the damn prices to $16 a carton of a dozen eggs.
Everyone wants to be a fucking egg now, because of woke
My neck, my back….
The strive source code leak
you see how all UI elements got their edges rounded? that’s because woke stole them
Can’t even be edgy anymore. Because of woke
me spending 10 hours over engineering a solution to a problem i made up
The Challenger disaster
Had to unclog a toilet. On account of woke.
can’t post beanis anymore, because of woke
