I’m about to go beat up the guy who made the death star or whatever. I’ve got some flight time. Fuck opsec, I’m clearly gonna die soon anyway.
Where’s Glup Shitto? Haven’t seen them in ages
RIP Glup. The rebellion mourns it’s most important soldier
What are your views on the theory of white genocide in South Africa? This is a multifaceted question with many differing claims of evidence and fabrication, so it is important to know all sides of the issue before furmulating one’s beliefs on the issue.
Where’s Africa and what’s a white genocide?
White genocide is when you kill a bunch of storm troopers.
Sounds cool
Africa is a continent on planet Earth, a world in the Milky Way which has not yet developed the capacity for reliable inter-planetary travel. This continent is home to a large number of biospheres, such as sandy deserts, tropical rainforests and savannas. South Africa is a country in this continent, currently experiencing turmoil due to violence against farmers, which the white minority believes to be the start of a campaign of mass murder against there own. However official institutions instead claim that this theory of white genocide is fake, with experts saying that the violence has nothing to do with race. However and the debate around this issue is heated and the truth remains unclear, one must remain sceptical of both narratives.
go back and get bee he loves you :(
Hey I don’t know how aware you are of this but they just put out a biopic about your life, mostly about you joining the rebellion. It was pretty good, they got Diego Luna to play you and everything. Maybe a little prettier than the real thing, eh? Anyway, while watching I kept waiting for you to directly address the audience and specify that you are the exact same type of communist that I am, but you never did. Why was that cut from the film, do you think?
I’m cashier royalty checks rn.
I’m Cassian Andor
They’ve never betrayed anyone in their life
Char, Luthen and Kleya would have brought the empire down in a month.
Do you really have friends everywhere? Or is that like a metaphor for the revolutionary potential that exists in the working class everywhere?
Clearly the second one. I don’t have friends on say, Kashyyk, cause I hate Wookies
How does it feel that your name is just flipped Lando Carlrissian
Who?
he sells a type of revnog called “colt 45”. he says it works every time.
why did you tell chirrut imwe in jail that it was your first time in a cage? were you lying about your stint in narkina? or just playing coy
That’s that guy who’s really good at guitar right? We’ve never met
no that’s baze malbus, chirrut plays the harmonica
Is it true that those temple ruins on Yavin IV were haunted by the force ghost of Exar Kun, and if so, does he really look eerily like Jason Momoa?
Nope.
What’s it like to be mistaken for Pedro Pascal.
Great! Helps with going ingonito and I csn go to audition and get roles cause people think I’m him!
Are you really a fashion designer?
Only as a hobby
Why’d you stay at the same hotel on Ghorman despite going there under different identities? Seems like bad OpSec.
You haven’t stayed at that hotel. They don’t charge for the mini bar!
Bocce, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
I speak galactic standard and spanish
I’m Assian Candor
Favorite ration pack?
I found one in a wrecked ship I came across once and it was just labeled ‘Chunky’. It was amazing.
is it true that your wife left you?
Pretty sure I was never married.
Who has the most badass outfit?
B2. That Droid was wearing another droid’a skin or whatever you would call the equivalent the whole time. That Droid was fuckig scary to have around.
