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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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no way right

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world
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    Operation Northwoods. They were plannning false flags as long as the CIA has existed

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    FYI, Israelis aren’t allowed to leave Israel now, because playing the victim card requires using them as human shields. 9/11 was greatest US empire boost over Americans in history, and DNC firmly backs war and empire enslavement of Americans.

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    That’s why right wing social media is going had on making Iran the bad guys and evil.

    So even though they don’t want war and are currently complaining about the thought of it, they’ll bend over for it in short time.

    The mental gymnastics will be amazing.

    Gotta save money. Government needs to cut everything including any social care. But also needs to spend more on deporting babies with cancer.

    And you know moving an expeditionary force around the world isn’t cheap either.

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    Is that why he said he will declare his decision in two weeks, they need time to set it up

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      Everything is ‘2 weeks’. It’s the only time frame he gives. Probably read somewhere that the news cycle is only 2 weeks so he thinks everyone will forget by then. (They will.)

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    I’m assuming that it’ll target some property of Trump’s that has recently had its insurance significantly bumped.

    Trump gets his excuse and the insurance payout and his rabid supporters get further evidence of his exceptionalism.

  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Yes. Not only that, but to pave the way for Trumps third, fourth, eight terms, and a sweeping presidential powers bill to coast through Congress that makes Patriot Act look like the Bill of Rights.

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      i dont really feel he has two full terms in him, but thats probably just wishful thinking on my part

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    Here it comes

  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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    Kratos is a terrorist?

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      Kratos is Hamas.

    • Stern@lemmy.world
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      Arguable for his time under Ares, but the freedom fighter and terrorist line gets blurry when fighting a regime and he’s fought two, Greek and Norse.

    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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      Well, yeah. He single-handedly destroyed cities just because he was pissed off at the gods.

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        But a good terrorist tho right?

        • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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          Ehh…

          • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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            It’s ok they where just mortals so their lives didn’t matter anyways.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Well… yeah.

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    If we’re lucky, they’ll blow up Mar-a-lago.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The white house? Woth no designated survivor?

      Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

      Iran, I will let you murder me for the gay if you stop them from doing it.

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        hell i’m not gay and i’ll let them murder me for the gay as blood payment in the scenario you describe. tbh i’m really not sure how murder politics works.

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          how murder politics works

          I expect it gets messy.

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        Broke: murder for the money
        Woke: murder for the gay

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    My parents’ feeds are already getting flooded with videos about how evil and scary Iran is

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      manufacturing consent.

      if you have no morals, it is a good time to invest in Raytheon

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        It’s always a good time to invest in Raytheon

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    your meme is smudged, maybe wait a bit for it to dry before grabbing it from the meme printer

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    I’m pretty sure Americans are gobbling up the media narrative of “Iran has nukes and the girls aren’t educated”

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      Something like 70% of gradates in STEM fields in Iran are women. Their economy can’t absorb the skilled labors because of the sanctions though, but that is their goal: To hinder democracy and a middle class that wouldn’t want to sell out to the west. What the US and Israel is doing is meant to do the opposite of what leftists want for Iran. And war is certainly not going to make any of this better.

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      they’re more educated than americans but let’s not allow that get in the way of a good ol’ war on brown people

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      They don’t educate the girls. that makes it ethical to nuke the girls.

      Westoid warmongering logic

      like in gaza where “they are mean to gays” so it is OK to genocide all the gays in there

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        I don’t know why they’re trying to push this narrative that Iran having nuclear weapons is somehow more bad for Western society than, for example, North Korea having nuclear weapons.

        They’re acting as if no hostile power has ever had nuclear weapons before.

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          I guess it is more “no power directly hostile to Israel in the Middle East”

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      Simple. Let’s let them just have their nukes, on the condition that their program be run entirely by female nuclear scientists!

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    Dude, can you imagine? They bring down the world trade center…again?

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      It’s really sad - back on 9/11, I thought “That’s horrible! What kind of evil country could hate us so much they’d want to attack our civilians!?”

      Now, if another 9/11 happens, I may just shrug and think “…Yeah…we’re America. We deserve it.”

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We only have like three more.

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      WHATS THAT? THE CAUSED GOP CAUSED 9/11?

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        The GOP caused Al-Qaeda by killing the founder’s friends

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          well… kinda, but more by bootstrapping everything in afghanistan to fuck with the soviets.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Sister, we got a sizable buffer!

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Trade_Centers

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        oh god it’s already fading

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    “Seymour, the Reichstag is on fire!”

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      No mother that’s just the iron dome.

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        Well Seymour I must say you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good Islam.

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    They will have so much Pizza at the Pentagon !

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      But the gay bar nearby will be empty!

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      Iranian pizza is actually amazing.

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