OK, come on, that can’t be the real headline–

WASHINGTON POST COMPLETELY BOTCHES CHATURBATE RULES IN VIRGINIA CANDIDATE TAKEDOWN

The paper framed the story around an allegation that was elegant if a little absurd: Democratic candidate Susanna Gibson, it was alleged, had violated the terms of service of the sex site Chaturbate by soliciting monetary tips for performing specific acts with her husband. According to a snippet of the terms of service quoted by the Post, Chaturbate’s policy states that “requesting or demanding specific acts for tips may result in a ban from the Platform for all parties involved.”

That’s the main gist of it.