The rate of beanis posts last week was abysmal. I’m in half a mind to write you up
Hey the receiving door was locked I guess you all are having a meeting. I’ve got a 53’ container of beanis that needs unloading ASAP I’m paid by the beanis
Just leave it idling, we’ll be there shortly
I’ve bean idling for a bean’s age! You know how many beans per gallon this thing consumes? I have to pay for my own beans here
Straight jorkin ma beanis.
I’m reporting you to the regional manager
Who do you think I’m jorkin my beanis to?
I am busy playing pacbeanThis is an approved use of downtime, as you were
I can’t wait to do bean work all day.
But boss, I’ve already cooked all the beans we have!
Use the beanis from the walk-in, or use the ones that expired last week it’s fine if you add enough turmeric it’s an anti-fungal it’ll cancel out. Otherwise I’m rostering you a 0 hour fortnight
Fuck fuck fuck
The beanis union will be hearing about this
@[email protected] yo can you believe this shit?
I pay you to work, not to squawk, so get back to it!!!
Back to the beanis mines for me
We’ve been doing too much dort and owl posting
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Good stuff, you have earnt yourself an extra slice of beanis pizza at this Friday’s mandatory staff pizza party ($20 per employee from 3pm to 5pm byo cutlery and plate, partners and plus ones NOT WELCOME)
but any time I try to bean in the office I get in trouble with hr
You don’t work here GET OUT
that’s it! I’m unionising!
