I’m so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?
Smh potato’s are tubers not fruits
They are round, tasty parts of a plant, that’s a fruit if I’ve ever seen one
Stop tuber erasure
The definition of fruit is that they bear seeds. It is a biological classification, not a culinary one (like vegetable). Tubers and rhizomes do not bear seeds and are therefore not fruits. You can grow a plant from them, but you can do that with cuttings and those aren’t fruit either. Culinarily, a potato is a vegetable or starch, and still not a fruit.
Potatoes are the most performance food grown from the ground
Pure of heart
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My favorite fruit is banana but I guess I’m a melon? idk
Pure of heart
Damn
Apples are my favourite due to consistency and availability. Other fruits are either hit-or-miss, hard to gauge ripeness, unavailable, or expensive. Sure other fruits might taste better but when I grab an apple I know what I’m getting
As a grower of weird apples, that’s my favourite thing about apples - I don’t know what I’m going to get. Some will be tart as hell others remarkably sweet. Even off the same tree.
But sure a supermarket Granny Smith or pink lady is a homogeneous product, you know what a pink lady tastes like in Thailand, Türkiye or Tuvalu.
Tart apples are performance
Pure of heart
Pineapple but I don’t know what that says about my true spirit.
Gawd I love Pineapples so much. I can eat them until my mouth begins to dissolve.
Pure of heart
Performance. If you are Pure of heart you should know what your favorite fruit says about your soul
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Pure of heart
Hot take: Most fresh fruit is really good so people’s favorite is almost always performative. Like you know the strawberry is only there cause it’s hello kitty core. For me it’s blackberries but that’s probably because I could find them wild where I lived so they have a nostalgia buff
This is so true. My dad is a keen gardener and grows like, a dozen? Different fruits. When the figs are ripe they’re my favourite. When the grapes are ripe, the muscatels are my favourite (the red seedless are pretty good but can’t hold a candle to them). Loquats, in a good year, are my favourite fruit. Likewise plums, raspberries, and mandarins. Genuinely I think my favourite fruit is whatever’s good (and that I like) right now.
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Performance
What the fuck is a performative fruit preference? Is this an allistic problem I’m too autistic to understand?
What a grapefruit response…
Grapefruit is a Performance fruit
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I like blackberries
Performance
You can literally pick them in your backyard in much of the country. Idk what’s more down to earth than that.
The shrug emoji makes it performance
There is no fruit tastier than a Georgia peach at the peak of ripeness. And that is objective fact. However, I would not rank peaches as the best fruit because they aren’t that good outside of that 2 week window during summer.
Pears is pure of heart but insisting on mentioning the region they come from is Performance
Having a performative favorite fruit is like having a Axolotl fursona
what does this mean
They ain’t stutter
Passion Fruit really is my favorite
Such a wonderful flavor, good for drinks and desserts
Even have passion fruit balsamic vinegar that goes really well in a vinaigrette
Pure of heart
Balsamic vinegar is performance
But my vinaigrette…
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A fruit is neither inherently performance or pure of heart
It is the fruit eater that determines the pureness
You are a very performance person, and it taints all you do, including eating fruit
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All apples are now performance
