I drank too much of that stdin slurpee, and now my stdout has turned into all stderr.
GOOD post
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, Slurpee/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Slurpee plus Linux. Linux is not a frozen carbonated beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Slurpee refreshment made useful by the Slurpee core-ingredients, dispensing utilities and vital beverage components comprising a full drink as defined by POSIX.
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Owning, storing, and replacing flavor signs is odious for the site manager whereas keeping your software connected to the server is a one-time chore with absolutely no drawbacks
Truly the most efficient system to have a Linux capable processor for each label rather than a single controller with multiple display outputs.
demanding a free refill because i found a kernel in it
One of the many things I hate about the modern world is how everything is a screen now. An artificially coloured sugar treat does not need a screen. Stop this madness.
2025 is the year of the Linux… Slushie?
Putting on my cat ears and thigh highs of course
It tastes like Arch btw
segfaulting™ ofc
This is why you need to write it in Rust, if it compiles it’s guaranteed to be blazing fast 🚀 and memory safe ✅
hit up stack exchange when my brain freezes and ^c doesn’t work
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S(lurpe)ELinux
this is cyberpunk nutrislush made from krill and blue-flavored nanites
one extra large cup and you can hook back up to that 7-11 console and bounce from there via the kuala lumpur node straight into the chinese datavaults
tastes like penguin
install gentoo
This is the advanced slurpee for power users.
















