Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don’t ask how this data was tabulated because I don’t even know I was searching for something else
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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
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Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
Beatnik didn’t actually do anything, let’s be clear.
I didn’t get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he’s guilty of everything
except having terrible opsec
it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
I need to reevaluate my life
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn’t be the 10th most prolific poster. I’m a dumbass
:shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don’t feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there’s only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren’t within this site’s interest areas.
Could be worse, i’ve been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
Also, i have never made a post
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
:solidarity:
Y’all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
Grass touchers unite! :unity:
How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He’s probably still on here on another account
BMF was Beatnik all along
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
@Dirt_Owl our battle will be LEGENDARY! :knifecat:
:meow-cactus:
:fidel-bat:
:meow-tableflip:
:sweat:
Heh, what’s the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:
:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
I’m on the list
tbh I haven’t enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y’all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it’s always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
:fidel-salute-big: A true poster’s poster.
:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
:rat-salute-2:
This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:
My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:
spoiler
I was actually surprised I’ve commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
:panopticon:
holy fucking shit
hey you have no room to talk, you have 13 comments a day, i have 15
I will be like in your image, oh queen of posting
No love for @SorosFootSoldier with 36511 comments?
Yeah celebrate my brainworms, damn it.
gz
This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
Yeah where the frig am I?
I think you’re still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.
:meow-knife-trans: come for the king better not miss
:knifecat:
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:
This list isn’t accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
@SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.
:brainworms: :arm-R:
Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can’t be posting about cute guys enough to be up there
…Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
:obama-drone:
