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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago

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Big if true

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    on top of the desk, pants around ankles, fucking a potato

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      so-far fucking a potato without a condom

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        G̴̨͓̾̑̈́͑̕͘͘͠r̵̢̰͔̫̺̦̟͖̜͇͝ẹ̵̡͙͔͕̗̑͑̈́͛͛̎̍̎̈͘͠͝ę̷̢̠̭̰̿͑͊̓͑̽̊̌̆͛̿̉̓̂̾ţ̸̧̢̡̝̗̲͍͈͙͍̩̙̏ï̵͔̮̱̝̬̺͔͕̥̲͎̑͐͑̅̆͠n̸̨̨̗̭̦̰͉̺̺̝̺͉̣͍̳̰̥̿͐͒͝g̴̙̯̙͇̮͉̃̓͛̉̄̽̚̚ͅs̷̡̧̢̛̛̛̗̮͍̲͕͓̻̝̟͙͓͛̿̎̒̄̿̉̏̈́͋͛̃̋̕ͅ ̴̡̯͎͈̩̦͚̖̠̖͕̔͐͒̕ͅṖ̵̧̛̼̗̳̺͖̺̣͍̬̝͕̆͒͝͝a̵̧̱͕̙̩̬̥̫̳̟̗̭̽̈́̎̾̆͘̚͝ŗ̵̡̧̪̻̞̳̜̯̝̱̰̳̊̇̊͆̂̓̄̇͑̓̊͘͘͝e̸̡͎͍̬͚̱̟͉͔͙̘̰͑͌̒̒̉̓̿̊͜ͅn̸̢̧͍̼͇̤̖̱̘̜̳͔̲̭̟͐̒̒̎͛̈̓̏͜ͅt̶͖͈͎̙͇͍͎͂̀̀̅̈́

        • iByteABit [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Feel like this would be rawdogging me instead

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        how can potat get pergnant?? How is spud babby formed?

        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          We need do way instay with the office workers that kill they potats

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      kelly American Pie-tato

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      like the actual story is just some boomer complaining about people practicing unsafe food sex. the headline is a little misleading. “raw-dogging $4 baked potatoes” because they can’t afford the $5 condoms, but that’s based on one misleading quote from near the end. the entire inflation angle is the post’s editorial slant.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hello fellow kids, are we rawdogging some baked potatoes today?fellow-kids

  • Grownbravy [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Raw Dogging Baked Potatoes” and it’s from the friendly Korean spot where everyone is nice.

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Why tf wouldn’t you just take your own fucking potato to work and stick it in the office kitchen microwave? I know oven potato is better but fuck paying 4 fucking dollars for a fucking potato wtaf

    This makes me unreasonably upset

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The price point here tells me it’s supermarklet ready meal baked potat

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Got vacuum sealed cooked potatoes from the store once. Worst potatoes I’ve ever had, tasted like cardboard. A lot worse than potato powder.

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I just snort lines of instant mash

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I will do the office work. I will rawdog the potatoe

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Fucking cracker new york compost barbarians, koreans baking sweet potatoes have been around longer than this country was even a fucking thought

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I want to try the nyc potato now

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        Stick a purple skinned sweet potato in the microwave and cook it for a few minutes and that’ll be close to what a proper steamed potato is like.

  • Commiechameleon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    Get me high and call me a baked potato

  • ∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself, fae/faer/faer/faers/faerself, love/love/loves/loves/loveself, des/pair, null/void, none/use name]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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    Also, do not the potatohentai-free


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  • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe it’s because I’m Gen Z but this sounds like something I’d do. I hope what they mean by “raw dogging” isn’t “no toppings no seasoning”

    • ∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself, fae/faer/faer/faers/faerself, love/love/loves/loves/loveself, des/pair, null/void, none/use name]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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      No frills, no butter, not even salt.

      It is.


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      • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        Oh SWEET potatoes. Yeah that’s less bad. A well cooked sweet potato doesn’t need anything extra, although I usually add butter and brown sugar

  • mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Ooof owwiiee too hot

  • ∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself, fae/faer/faer/faers/faerself, love/love/loves/loves/loveself, des/pair, null/void, none/use name]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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    https://xcancel.com/nypost/status/2013320372075037052


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    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Fake news, those “potatoes” are clearly bagged.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Why are yanks so weird about food?

    roast potatoes, chestnuts and hash browns on two steel barrel stoves

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