on top of the desk, pants around ankles, fucking a potato
fucking a potato without a condom
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Feel like this would be rawdogging me instead
how can potat get pergnant?? How is spud babby formed?
We need do way instay with the office workers that kill they potats
American Pie-tatolike the actual story is just some boomer complaining about people practicing unsafe food sex. the headline is a little misleading. “raw-dogging $4 baked potatoes” because they can’t afford the $5 condoms, but that’s based on one misleading quote from near the end. the entire inflation angle is the post’s editorial slant.
Hello fellow kids, are we rawdogging some baked potatoes today?

“Raw Dogging Baked Potatoes” and it’s from the friendly Korean spot where everyone is nice.
Why tf wouldn’t you just take your own fucking potato to work and stick it in the office kitchen microwave? I know oven potato is better but fuck paying 4 fucking dollars for a fucking potato wtaf
This makes me unreasonably upset
The price point here tells me it’s supermarklet ready meal baked potat
Got vacuum sealed cooked potatoes from the store once. Worst potatoes I’ve ever had, tasted like cardboard. A lot worse than potato powder.
I just snort lines of instant mash
I will do the office work. I will rawdog the potatoe
Fucking cracker new york compost barbarians, koreans baking sweet potatoes have been around longer than this country was even a fucking thought
I want to try the nyc potato now
Stick a purple skinned sweet potato in the microwave and cook it for a few minutes and that’ll be close to what a proper steamed potato is like.
Get me high and call me a baked potato
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18·22 days agoAlso, do not the potato

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Maybe it’s because I’m Gen Z but this sounds like something I’d do. I hope what they mean by “raw dogging” isn’t “no toppings no seasoning”
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13·22 days agoIt is.
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Oh SWEET potatoes. Yeah that’s less bad. A well cooked sweet potato doesn’t need anything extra, although I usually add butter and brown sugar
Ooof owwiiee too hot
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Fake news, those “potatoes” are clearly bagged.
Why are yanks so weird about food?



















