The targeted advertising bubble cannot pop soon enough.
Almost as good as when I went to Home Depot and the next day I got an email asking me to rate my experience during my recent visit. That creeped me out so much I removed the app from my phone and forced logout on all devices. I have not been back since. And no, I did not pay using a Home Depot card and I am not part of any rewards program with them. Just eeew. If you advertise to me, I will ignore your product and buy something else. If there is not an alternative, then I will either plug my nose and buy it assuming that it is a need, otherwise I go without.
They should push you to buy a dehumidifier. Then you can put them on opposite sides of the room for humidity wars.
that’s a crime against humidity
A very annoying feature of that company. Always trying to sell you what you just bought, sometimes at a lower price its like theyre saying HA HA you got screwed
My hypothesis is that they sell that you searched for a humidifier (more or less) and they don’t update it with you having bought one. Probably because it’s difficult for the folks buying the ads to deduce if it actually results in a sale. They’re likely only seeing impressions and clicks. And the folks selling the ad space don’t care, because why would they? An ad is an ad. They aren’t really incenticized to.
You can never be too humid.
Y’all need to go on the dark web, people are gambling millions on humidifier vs. dehumidifier battles, the videos are disturbing and end dry or moist.
Round here we tend to buy dehumidifiers. Why would someone intentionally increase the humidity in their home? That way lies mo[u]ld
I live in Colorado, quite dry, and occasionally wake up with nose bleeds if I don’t use my humidifier at night
Yeah but you’re a fish, you should stay in your tank.
For a lot of people, humidifiers only get brought out when theyre sick, so the hot wet air soothes their lungs and they cough less…
Then there was my grandmother. She had both in her music room, to protect her piano and custom built harpsichord. They were set to keep the humidity in a fairly narrow range to keep her from needing to retune.
The dehumidifier was mounted on the wall, with a hose running into the tank for the humidifier below it, so it kept it topped up with the h2o pulled from the air on rainy days, with another hose running out of that tank at about the 1 gallon mark, that fed through a hole in the floor to the basement sink, to dispose of excess water. Both were wired up to an old school analogue hygrometer, with a control circuit powering each unit when it fell outside of its respective range.
That’s some hardcore humidity control!
Too dry and your skin gets all dry and cracky, and every lightswitch or piece of metal furniture shocks you when you touch it
You want one? Why not a bunch! Buy buy buy! /s
My partner found the wedding bands they wanted to buy. They’re metal bands in the design of para cord as I was in the military at the time and their father is a retired Lieutenant-colonel. The two of them together was like $150 and we got them off Etsy.
For nearly a month after I bought them for us, my phone was giving me ads for wedding rings. Like… Bro, we got them already. We don’t need more.
The number of penetrable orifices, extremities with clasping capability reduces the number of useful partners to 3 to 5. Some people are more adventurous. This number appears to work for both men and women and LGBTQ-ist equally unless you count the possibility of taking turns or having various groups and clans in the same household. I mean, one could probably afford a house like that. We would be happier. Kids would get more attention and the population would reduce to a sustainable level. All good things!
Similarly:
We’ve been tracking you for decades now. We know your location at all times. We know about the humidifier you bought. We know you do everything in English, but we also know you’re trying to learn Spanish. We know who your family members are based on your interactions with them, and we have vast databases on them too. We know about the plane ticket to Turkey. We know about the new bathing suit you bought. We know about the English language guidebook you bought for Turkey.
We know you’re now in Turkey on your vacation.
Here’s an ad in Turkish for a humidifier sold in a Turkish store.
You go to a different country, and despite the massive privacy invasions, and the terabytes of data they have about every aspect of your lives, they think you speak the local language and show you ads you can’t even understand for products you’d never buy while there on a vacation.
I’ve been recently rewatching all the X-men movies in order on Disney+.
After each one it’s like “why not watch the first one again?” like it doesn’t know full well I watched it a few days ago.
All this data collection, and for what?
So they can charge advertisers/companies money for “relevant” ads. I assume there’s pushback in the market on this but even so, that’s wasted ad space/time (since they seem to think it’s so important to advertise that route. Maybe it’s not even such a bad idea since so many products are shit and you may well be in the market soon anyway.
Selling ads to people wanting to make money is like selling picks and shovels to people heading to the gold rush. Those selling shovels don’t even really care if their buyer finds gold (despite any apparent enthusiasm), they don’t even care if they’ll even need or want the shovel after figuring out most gold in this rush is found panhandling rather than by digging or that the amount of digging you’d have to do to find a decent amount of gold is more than what a shovel can handle (actually they might use that to sell you a shovel subscription).
They only care that your desire for money has brought you to them, where you can make them money whether you do or not.
I wish someone could quantify how much energy goes into this.
Approximately 15 energy
I hate to be so American, but what is that in 3 month-old elephant seal pups?
Not sure, but I can tell you it is exactly 226 SMUs. This is - as you’re already well aware - standard mcunits. 1 SMU is one standard mcdonalds cheeseburger, 300 Cal or 348 Wh.
Which, for those of you who aren’t energy professionals, is actually a fair bit of energy.
To give a comparison, this is the sort of energy you often see in stars, cars, or springs.
stars, cars, or springs.
Sounds like the name of a weird gameshow 😁
Yeah, Match Their Energy! You’ve seen it?
Nope, but it sounds genuinely intriguing 😁
How many joules?
Dozens!
Any time someone brings up to me what a waste of power crypto is (and it is, I’m not denying that) I bring this up, and it’s so fun to watch them all do this:
Why would they get mad about dissing advertising along with crypto?
(Maybe they think you’re saying it to defend crypto using whataboutism?)
I think most people have genuinely never thought about it once in their life, just like how they never would have thought once about crypto’s energy usage if the media hadn’t told them to be angry about it. So they either get upset at the sudden realization that we’re all being played by the rich or they get defensive because suddenly their world view is under attack. Same expression either way.
I always figured the angry npc wojak meme implied they were mad at you for making a good point that they didn’t like, but if you’re using it to say they just became angry in general, fair enough.
I mean, it is absolutely that on occasion. I may come off as doing a whataboutism, but I mean it more like “Absolutely, we should be angry at people and technologies whose energy use exponentially outweighs the societal benefits. Here’s the world’s biggest offender!” But they don’t actually care about energy usage, they just hate crypto and have never thought critically about targeted advertisement; all they know is it’s a part of capitalism which they love so their brain starts doing flips trying to find a way to make it defensible. It’s like telling a ‘wont somebody please think of the children’ evangelical republican all the ways in which they directly support child abuse and abusers. “I agree with you, but do you?”
Amazon sells power meters.
I wish someone would quantify how useful advertising really is for established brands and then they can stop it.
Maybe >1M man hours per year?
They don’t really need to make or sell products, they just need to create the appearance of selling products to attract investment from billionaires. They’ve got all the money, why would they care about the small pittance of money everyone else has?
#NotHumidiferAdvice
Exactly the one that came to mind, love this one
