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Took me too long to realize his mouth was open
Psychic damage ahead
You weren’t kidding
the author’s barely concealed fetish
“The conditions that led me to drink this juice came from my ideas”
Juice is made by great men.
Hexbear absolutely needs its theoryjuice in an unspillable sippy cup and we still need to be supervised.
Thesis: I want juice
Antithesis: the juice is in a box
Synthesis: I drink the juice from the box with a bendy straw
I think it’s more like:
Thesis: The juice is in a box
Antithesis: I have a straw/knife
Synthesis: I drink the juice using a straw/I cut a corner using a knife to drink the juice
I drank this juice and all that happened is it made my bones hurt, 2/10
Call me the Woker because this is going into the city’s water supply.
Sure it’ll quench my thirst, but won’t I have to pee later?
True communists dehydrate themselves for the revolution
If the revolution requires kidney stones, then I shall sip no more
That’s the transformation of the quantity of sips into the quality of pee.
I think that’s dialectics but I would need to drink the juice to find out
No that’s diuretics
Maybe I piss myself, or maybe I make it to the bathroom on time but still drop a drip in my drawers, either way you should consider the present state of things abolished
Heh. I’m not thirsty.i wish
