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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days ago

italian job remake is going well

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italian job remake is going well

flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    I know this was April 1st, but I don’t see anything out of the ordinary for Truss here.

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    Ok, but can we all agree that “Underground Transgender Mafia” is like, one of the most badass band names ever?

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      Plus it always pisses me off to no avail that they keep stealing words from others, mostly from AAVE, so I wish we could return the favor.

      So definitely a band I wish they existed.

      • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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        As a non-american, I had to look it up:

        AAVE = African American Vernacular English

        I thought you were talking about AvE for a sec lol

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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        I’m feeling it like a cross between old school shoegaze and electronica but with a lofi jazz feel

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    liz truss went from the PM who speedran tanking the uk’s economy to the next alex jones copycat what a fucking career path

    • ati@piefed.social
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      At least she didn’t invade Iran.

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        if she lasted more than a month she might have

        • Dippy@beehaw.org
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          She did have more than a month! 44 days! Thats almost a month and a half

          • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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            The lettuce outlasted her. Coming up with that idea was just brilliant and worked so well.

      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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        The day’s not over yet.

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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      wait, this isn’t satire?

      • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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        20 hours ago

        was posted on 1 April…so…

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    Where can one go to sign up for this underground transgender mafia? Asking for… research purposes…

  • SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world
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    The world is so crazy, I can’t tell if this is an April fools joke or something she actually said

  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    How do I get in on this?

    • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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      You have to join the underground transgender mafia first.

      • Denjin@feddit.uk
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        The first rule of underground transgender mafia club is: come in, make yourself comfortable, have a KitKat.

        • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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          They say if you’re having dinner with a table of nazi’s you’re a nazi. As a white cis guy my preferred dinner setting would be with a table of transgender mafia, does this make me honorary trans ? I hope so, especially if there were free kit kats.

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          Please do not talk about underground transgender maffia

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    Stealing from Nestlé and hopefully giving to the poor 🤔

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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      Nah, I’m pm with them just stealing from Nestle

  • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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    What the fuck is this cabbage on about?

  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    4 days ago

    Please tell me this is just bad satire

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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      It is.

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Not a real tweet.

      • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukOPM
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        The tweet is real, but this is from a satire account.

        • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Thanks

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    They have as much right to a finger as anyone.

    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      Is that on her onlyfans then?

  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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    Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of

    “Pork markets” 🤪👁👁🫦

  • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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    There’s already a remake of ‘The Italian Job’, totally unnecessary because the '69 film holds up super well. The Minis chase sequence is outstanding.

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    Dicked Chicks Chomp Nicked Chocs

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    People like this need to catch lead

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