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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to technology@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

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Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer
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  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    lmao AI can’t even count

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t a timer like “hello world” in programming code?

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      No, “hello world” is like “hello world”

      Timers aren’t that much harder though

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    Damn, thats crazy. Especially since my home assistant instance has been able to do that for months


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      I like that your tag implies that your home assistant is Sonic the Hedgehog.

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      why do we need machine learning to iterate integers now, wtf

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    I bet OpenAI can do a countdown to zero - if you give it your bank info.

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    Missing article?

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      oops fixed

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        Tyvm :)

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