It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don’t understand them.
I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum
They’re so good they fix your car on the quantum level!
Thats the joke!
It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.
There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”
If they’re lucky they might understand kubernetes though.
Iirc, it’s a youtube video of an actual class
I thought that was like its thing. It doesn’t really make sense.
It’s a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.
The more you know the less you know
Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.
This isn’t even a joke, it’s literally true in quantum mechanics.
Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.
You know nothing, but you know precisely about what you know nothing.
This is true about everything though.
The more you know of one thing the less you know of the other*
No one understands quantum mechanics
Quite a few people understand quantum mechanics, but they can’t explain it to you if you don’t understand the maths
There’s no good way of putting quantum into words, all of the descriptions are wrong in more or less subtle ways
Whoa. Blakeception
You both understand and don’t understand quantum mechanics at the same time… It’s that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don’t understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?
No habla English
Vos me queres decir que entender mecanica cuantica es como entender el final de evangelion?
The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.
You should Hadamard again to reverse the superposition.
¿Que paso?
Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?
A lot of us understand it as dice rolls based on shit we can’t account for, more or less. Be a bit easier when someone finds out vacuum energy causes unstable isotopes to decay but I’m not nearly that smart and I’m also digressing. Kids in 300 years acting like it’s common sense lol
That was the point, right?
It’s hard to explain jokes when you don’t understand them.
Cropped so I get the authentic glaucoma experience.
A delightful character arc.
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its because we’re living in a simulation written by chatgpt
Nah, it’s just Brandon Sanderson. Slightly different.
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I think the saddest thing is that otherwise reasonable people spend more than a millisecond thinking about whether or not we live in a simulation.
You, maybe. I’m living in a simulation written by Claude. Where my Anthroposse at?!?
Sorry, best I can do is this Anthrobussy.
I’m living my best life in a simulation written by a sentient wheel of cheese.
I hear it’s a grating lifestyle.
Be ye not afraid 😳
Sheogorath approves.
You fools! We’ve all been living in a simulation written by Bonsai Buddy!!
(For those who didn’t get it, this comment is
hopefullyprobably referring to the Bonzi Buddy malware, which had a purple monkey mascot.)Miss that guy. I don’t mind that he was stealing my data, he was my friend, and my dad called him spyware and deleted him :'(
