Yo mamma’s so fat Q had to change the gravitational constant of the universe.
Yo mamma’s so far, when she takes off her clothes Astrometrics classifies her as a naked singularity.
Yo mama’s so fat, the Enterprise D found Scotty stranded on her.
Yo mamma’s so fat they had to turn off the grav plating in her quarters.
Yo mamma’s so fat, Starfleet classified her as DS12.
Yo mamma’s so fat her Lyft is the Whale Probe.
Yo mamma’s so fat they had to expand cetacean ops so she could be on the ship.
I was about to do one about them needing to evacuate Cetacean Ops because she can’t fit in the sonic shower
You people fatshaming is whats wrong with society. hope you get treated the same.
I see Spock’s dad has been studying classical Earth debate, probably to wreck some Tellarites, but realizes it’ll work great on Klingons too.
Is the title from Trouble with Tribbles? My TOS trivia is worse than my TNG.
Yes
Yo mama so fat Nus Braka couldn’t find enough Omega Mines to pen her in.
