It’s why you gotta do the reading. The feds have said before they hate to read all the dense theory.
I’d figure it’d be the opposite—regardless of whether they enjoy it or not, the Feds would literally be getting paid to read theory, whereas the rest of us have to do it in our free time, so they’d have an edge.
My favorite things to not do are the things I’m paid for
You’ll know it’s me by the empty cans and food wrappers that fall out when I open my door.
Some of that junk ends up as load-bearing. I remember having an empty cassette tape in the bottom of my door compartment that I kept in there just so other shit couldn’t fall further in there.
i remember when my ex navy coworkers were talking gun shit and i made some comment so they were like “well what do YOU got in your car door, then” and I said “a big fuckin’ wrench” and they both got real quiet for a second and were like ok that’s pretty badass
I worked with a lady who got menaced by a road rager so she chucked a channel lock through his window
A+ for blue collar tools in the wagon
You’re telling me. Cleaning the floor space for the passenger seat somehow produces 3x the volume in trash
A few of my friends drive mini vans which is very funny when we go to the range.
Hello! Do not worry about what is in this Prius!
Not me. I’m on the GSB payroll. That one’s so secret you’ve never heard of it.





