I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
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Michael Bay would make for a good fight scene and nothing else
I feel like Michael Bay might be able to throw down. I wouldnt be entirelt confident fighting him
That’s why you have to bring the heat
True, but you said what was “fun” to beat up. A cruel beatdown isn’t fun, give me a cool fight scene with explosions and shit against an opponent who might actually beat me. That’s fun
You are with great honor. I just wanna wreck an old guy
Honor? nah, I just think someone who can fight back is more fun than just a punching bag
I’m trying to watch the fight but I can see past all the lense flairs
Wes Anderson, gotta be Wes Anderson
I feel like he would start crying at the concept you were gonna beat him up and it would take the joy out of it. Kinda like his movies in a way.
Beating Christopher Nolan would be nice to watch but trying to understand what’s happening during the beating would be a mindfuck. Also, somehow it would be an advocacy for capitalism.
I thought this comm was for bad posts?
Do I have to leave them alive, because Roman Polanski
I would love to grab D. W. Griffith by the legs and spin him around until he agrees to make my movie “Kill Every Klansman”
Doing a very similar but not quite as good elbow drop on JJ Abrams
Holy shit! JJ is a great pick! He would be so fun to beat up! I’d give him a wedgie
I’d give him the adult version of shaken baby syndrome
And then shine a laser pointer in his eye
Whoever made the movie Vicious
That whole movie is a woman being tortured because she has trauma with the message at the end seemingly being ‘Just stop being traumatised and it will go away’
Sorry, I know we were doing funny answers, but fuck that movie
Gore Verbinski, because the whole thing would be silly, choreographed, and over the top with a Hans Zimmer-adjacent score going in the background the entire time
Christophe Gans, for a worse version of a fight I’d had elsewhere. His need to unsubtly telegraph every blow would put him at a disadvantage. But being arbitrarily handed a new gender might throw me off for the first couple punches.
Both Wachowskis at the same time, somehow adding more people to the fight doesn’t make it a bigger threat.
David Cronenberg, the aftermath would not be pretty.
George Lucas, on one hand, made commentary against US Imperialism. On the contrary, he made the prequels.
Pittt That makes me uncomfortable.
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Woody alen
Surprised not to see Nicolas Winding-Refn
Not that I know of anything in particular he did. Just looking at him, I think it would be enjoyable if one had a reason
