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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 個月前

Anon mishears a coworker

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Anon mishears a coworker

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 個月前
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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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    Mt two favorite fun facts are geography facts.

    1. If you start in Detroit and head south the first foreign country you will hit is Canada

    2. The pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is east of the atlantic entrance.

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      Uh… You’re fat?

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      Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.

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        Squat on the inkpad, perp.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          This is how I unlock my phone.

      • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
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        When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.

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        deleted by creator

      • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.

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      Map of Panama showing the country is largely west to east and the canal is roughly north to south.

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    • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu
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      I think its interesting how north Europe is compared to North America. Stockholm, Sweden is on the same level as Alaska. The Canadian/US border is roughly level with Paris.

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      Canadians call Detroit “The Barbarians to the North”

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      Reno, Nevada, is farther west than Los Angeles, California

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Earth is the largest planet in the world

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        Big, if true

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      If you start in Detroit

      Looks like the west side of Detroit doesn’t hit Canada to the south. Just from eyeballing it I think you’d hit Cuba first.

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      Certain parts of Detroit, the west end is north of merkkka.

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    The peanut, is neither a pea, nor a nut.

    (Probably not a fact, i think it may be a nut. But that was one of the funniest lines from The Critic.)

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      It is not a nut; it is a legume.

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        I knew 90s era fox cartoons wouldnt lie to me…

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    I’m a janitor

    Oh my genitals?

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      Thank you for this gem

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    I’m reminded of when I worked for Wal-Mart, I had a lady complain her husband was fat. I just nodded politely and went along with it, never insulted him, just smiled and agreed with the woman.

    Got chewed out for “Calling him fat”, when I was just doing what I was trained to do.

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