FINALLY someone thought up “what are you gonna do, vote for the other guy???”
collecting a sweet paycheck advising dems to do the same fucking shit for literally decades
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What if, and just hear me out, we boost Trump’s visibility in the media to remind voters that this an election between him and Joe? Once they see that they’ll just vote for Joe. There’s no way they would vote in Trump! Someone like that being president?! No way. Joe would win handedly.
Also Joe needs to avoid Wisconsin.
You’re forgetting that the party as well as all their donors want Trump. They aren’t running an election to win, they’re running it to lose just enough to give them plausible deniability.
They love Trump because it means they don’t need to justify anything. They just need to occasionally come out and condemn him. He also pulls criticism for the system onto himself. He’s the ultimate heel.
I guarantee Pelosi has never seen more donations than immediately after she sassily applauded Trump that one time
They’re really gonna try it again, aren’t they?
this worked so well the first timeAh, but it did work the second time, so it must be a good strategy! Plague? What plague?
Barely.
literally the last three cycles, but go off
New strategy, same as the old strategy
which is amazing considering that both times it was basically just a coin flip in terms of how the margins worked out.
and Biden still would have flat out lost if it hadn’t been for Covid.
WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY, JOE
Anybody else who owed this many people so much money would get beaten up…
“Owe someone $100, that’s your problem.
Owe everybody $600, that’s everybody else’s problem”
This is the most important election in the history of the planet, that is why our strategy for this very important election is as follows: “Meh. Whatever.”
Electoral strategy “why do you keep making me hit you”
Well I believe ill vote. or a 3rd party candidate!
Lol. When Biden loses I bet there will be articles about how “he was the most progressive president since fdr, and voter rejected him.”
They’re literally already doing that.
They’re going to spend a full goddamn year preemptively blaming us for not supporting him while repeatedly explicitly saying he will not be doing anything those voters want.
the system never wastes a good chance to punch left
People are already saying that. After all he stood on a picket line one time for a photo op. Now that’s about as progressive as I can assume any human shaped goblin could be.
I’m waiting for him to “call for a ceasefire” after Israel is clearly finished and told him it’s OK to do so.
had to scroll back up to see if this was about Bernie or Biden. what a disgrace
Lets not insult our goblin friends like that.
Pied Piper strategy worked great for Hillary, right?
Pied Piper strategy worked great for Hillary, right?
she’s light itself now. So in a way, yes
If Democrats lose in 2024 they will have no one to blame but themselves. Imagine being so genocidal and incompetent that you don’t completely destroy Trump, one of the most loathed people on the planet, in the polls.
Dems have done nothing but throw leftists under the bus, commit war crimes and appease the right.
Dems have done nothing but throw leftists under the bus, commit war crimes and appease the right.
Why is this phrased as though those aren’t the goals of the Democratic Party to begin with?
no one to blame but themselves throw leftists under the bus
Im pretty sure I know who theyll blame
Because that’s how they portray themselves. "I would give you free healthcare, except those dastardly republicans/joe lieberman/unmeans-tested trust-fund babies keep getting in the way! Forcing you to buy insurance is the best I can do
A full goddamn year out and the liberals are already saying they’re not doing anything to earn votes and blaming anybody who won’t vote for them because of that
Send me a check for $4k and we will see.
And cancel student debt, and stop covid, and all the other shit you promised, Joe
motherfucker promised to cure cancer lmao. in a serious country that alone would have been enough to force him to withdraw from public life in shame
Death to America
This worked spectacularly in 2016!
I thought the whole message of 2020 was once we elect Biden, Trumpism would be defeated. Add it to the list of broken campaign promises.
I’m having memories of Obama saying the fever will break for the GOP back in 2012 when it was just the tea party. They seem almost quaint compared to the dominionists and Qanon chuds.
The sheer hubris to run Joe again in 2024 after already promising not to during the campaign in 2020. They’re going to lose and it will be entirely their fault. Please just send this senile codger to a farm upstate. He’s done, he’s washed!
um ackshually Joe Biden never said he wouldn’t run. They merely let the media talk about it and make everyone think he did.
Is Joe Biden aware that we can vote third party or leave the top of the ticket blank?
You can, but you will be punished. The electoral system is designed to punish this kind of voter behavior who think they can subvert the rules set by the ruling class.
Simply vote for Stalin
It was a risky electoral strategy, but so far the Resurrect Stalin Party has delivered on their promise to turn the Washington Monument into a ziggurat to channel the psychic energy of dying capitalists into the Abyss Beyond Reckoning. We’ll see if party Juche necromancers and policy wonks will be able to successfully call Stalin’s soul from Heaven and bind it to the gestalt immortal superbeing they’ve created with the flesh of the capitalists. Say what you will, they really know how to use the whole corpse.
No. Because that’s a vote for trump, obviously
Just don’t vote for a Trump and it counts as a vote for Biden!
