Clown… “stand”…?
Sensible people today: it’s pink so it’s probably not healthy
New yorkers in the 1900s: it’s pink, I MUST have it !!
New yorkers in the 1900s != sensible
Story is probably not true. The pink used to come from red fruit being included.
Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.
That is a great headline.
Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where they discover that a dollop of Cosmo’s sweaty socks makes lemonade taste amazing… aaand grant the customer’s next wish. It’s also the same episode with that clip of Doug Dimmadome that got memed to Hell and back (his first appearance btw)
Clown Bath Water is an untapped market.
ClownlyFans
So, Belle Delpine wasn’t the first to sell bath water.
Modern pink lemonades lack the clown musk, sadly
I’m certain it tasted like crack.
Knowing how a several modern drinks got their start, it probably had a decent amount of coke and/or lithium in it.
Why geniuses allways die in america ?
Most people die sooner or later
And they all JUST HAPPEN to have been drinking the dihydrogen monoxide chemical found in basically all of our food and drinks? Don’t be sheep, educate yourselves!
It’s more complicated than that
I would think it tasted funny, but I guess people flipped for it.
Jesus christ why
Lack of food safety laws, presumably
Libertarians in shambles
ew
