

making pop art for your fast food tycoon friend

A modern Warhol, truly
unironically, yeah
I wasn’t being ironic I despise that twink
the work echoes grit, perserverence and entrepreneurial spirit
FART NOISES
You really have to admire the man’s business acumen, saving millions on seasoning by not putting any on his chicken
Why season chicken when you can upcharge people on a mix of great value sauces plus a little black pepper and garlic powder
wtf is that field jacket about? an exxon patch on the shoulder. that has to be ironic, right?
EDIT: the second pic makes it clearer that it says “SEXXON” so nevermind, carryon i guess?
I love it. An EXXON patch would be a very on-the-nose but commendable commentary about US empire and the petrodollar. But It’s actually a SEXXON patch, so its just empty vibes.
Honorable mention for stealing valor, Cmdr. Replay
Fucking chicken strips.
Liberalism is accepting commission to portray a genocide survivor in an antiwar movie, then accepting another commission to celebrate a man immensely wealthy[1] from the slaughter of millions of chickens per annum.
By wealthy I mean according to Wikipedia he is worth USD$22 billion as of 2026, making him the 46th wealthiest American, wtf. When chicken makes u an oligarch in Burgerland ↩︎
Reminds me of when I used to cut things out of Sears catalogs and glue them to a piece of paper.
This sucks ass, dude. Like, what are you even trying to convey? What am I supposed to be feeling when I look at this? It just looks like a teenager’s bedroom wall but if instead of band posters or magazine cutouts it was as if the kid’s only exposure to the outside world consisted of pictures of some restaurant’s ceo.
Adrian Brody has had a net negative effect on every single thing he’s ever been involved in yet still maintained a career, it’s crazy. He was the Jared Leto of the 2000s.
The only good thing about him is that after his father showed him Brodyquest, it’s been his ringtone since that point.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Fucking cornball. If I saw this from the window of a restaurant it’d make me not wanna go out of cringe
He’s hip with the kids, he’s a jive turkey
Shame, would be pretty cool if it was a different subject matter.
This is fine but nobody would pay for or display this outside the home that made it if he was a nobody and that’s why i hate this
like Adrien, you’re a good actor - stop taking up space and air in the visual art sector. I want to pretend and condescend that this attention could’ve gone to somebody who deserves it, but with artists that’s never true. Nobody who deserves it ever gets the spot
modern art is a cia psyop
So I know why you’re saying that. But the CIA was specifically interested in abstract expressionism. Because it represented counters to American social realist art (Ehich by its nature tended to be critical of the dominant culture and institutions), East Bloc Socialist Realism, and various other art movements of the time. The cia didn’t really care about cubism or bauhaus or non-abstract expressionism. What they wanted was to champion a very specifically American offshoot of the modernist movement.
Also because you are quietly funding these artists and hisding up their prices, you make American art much more prominent by force of dollars while still looking “free”
perhaps “contemporary” is a better word. "modern"is highly overloaded
This mf has been a household name for twenty years. His net worth is “only” $10 million. This bullshit collage probably provided him a year’s worth of income

















