Failure to do so will result in revocation of posting privileges, up to and including beanis posting.
Also your three sizes. Please <3
Can I just submit my DoD code? I assumed all of this was captured in the onboarding background check
Actually it’s the DoW now

DOB: yesterday
SSN: 8008135
Credit Card Number: 3. I have 3 credit cards
Bank Account: Mommy says I’m not old enough to have one
Shoe size: I don’t wear shoes
Mother’s Maiden Name: Celery
Ur mom’s maiden name is celery cuz everyone takes a bite out of her ayoooo!
They already id me when i buy the verification cans can’t i just log in
This is all just bullshit
What you actually have to post is hog
Cw: actual hog, real picture of my hog
hog

the tasteful thickness of it…
I’m good, I already dmed the admins my asshole. You can count the ridges to determine my age. A bit invasive, but I admire the commitment to protect our userbase.
I forgot my credit card and banking info, can I borrow yours?
I would much prefer users under the age of 16 simply become corrupted by our influence. They keep doing cool shit like organizing student protests. Can’t we just stick with that?
Giving away my identity to see how the scammer profits off of it to take notes on how to hustle
A/S/L?
Can’t I just yell at the kids to get off my lawn? I don’t want to have to get up.
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