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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The world is doomed! But I will save it with my offspring’s preternatural ability to rent seek!

  • StalinistApologist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    They put out a podcast episode right after the Charlie Kirk assassination comparing Kirk to MLK in the title and then changed the title the next day.

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The title the replaced it with isn’t much better: Based Camp with Simone & Malcolm Collins - Evidence of Trans Community’s Involvement in Charlie Kirk Killing

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s like saying Jodie Foster shot Reagan

        • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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          Just as JD Salinger shot John Lennon and Krishna himself shot Gandhi

      • Taster_Of_Treats [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Having that title up within 24 hours is literally an admission that they don’t want or need proof to believe that. Very little is known at that point in the news cycle.

      • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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        Trans-Bolshevism flag-trans-pride catgirl-salute

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    when rich weirdos closely inbreed several generations of silly looking dogs to develop these exacerbated physical characteristics, they’ll call it purebred and keep paper records of how deeply inbred it is going back for generations, and call this pedigree information.

    somewhere along the way, it seems like they turned this weird hobby making like goofy pugs and bulldogs that need a ramp to get on a couch into a whole lifestyle culture among themselves.

    • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The rich weirdos who came up with the idea of inbreeding the silly little dogs were, themselves, the product of inbreeding already.

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    All the money in the world and you can’t buy a sense of fashion.

    • ClassIsOver [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      You can’t buy taste, but you can pay to display that you have none.

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    ‘Breeding’ makes it sound so much worse, just say fuggin

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      those two definitely don’t fuck

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        True, but my aversion to ‘breeding’ still stands. ‘Coupling’ perhaps

      • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        They’ve got like 5 kids

        • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          i think a cup and a turkey baster are more likely than them actually doing the deed

          • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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            We can’t have such barbaric acts interfering in our pure gene transfer pearl-clutch

    • AstroStelar [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Did you do any fornicating this weekend?”

      • Richard Nixon, 1977
  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The Elizabeth holmes fit + collar gap combo. Probably fake glasses. These posers think their genes are superior to others? Why are we ruled over by losers?! You have all the money in the world, buy yourself a goddamn personality!

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      I dunno about the glasses but the woman has ADHD and the man has said that she can be very productive, as long as she has a small team around her to facilitate her day.

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        It’s so frustrating when clueless rich people can just solve their executive function issues by paying others to do it for them. Then they have the audacity to judge others’ productivity.

        • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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          What do you mean you have trouble with your weight? Just have your personal chef and personal trainer collaborate on an effective diet plan.

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        I like how even by this logic, it’d be more efficient just to fill the gene pool with slightly less productive people who don’t require the team of people. This obviously isn’t how fucking genetics works but like, even by their fash logic it doesn’t check out.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    that suit literally makes his neck look so fucking tiny.

    like how you gonna be “elite” and dress like you are three 7 year olds in dad’s suit.

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I was thinking the exact same thing. Buy a shirt that fits, you fucking dork

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    milhouse

  • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Is she 54 and he’s like 23 irl or do they just dress so bad it makes them look like that?

    • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      She’s younger. Like 38 or something. I think he’s 40.

      • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        he looks younger because he’s dressed like he goes to fancylad school for fancy lads but his face looks oldish. it’s like when a musician adopts a “look” when they’re 20 and then they have to keep dressing and doing their hair like that when they’re 55

      • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Okay that tracks. Thank you take my up dog possum-dog

  • calidris [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hopefully this means they will Hapsburg themselves.

    • acab_means_cop_Dva [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      100% these two are first cousins, at best. (increased homozygosity undisputed)

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  • red_giant [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The world has 8 billion people.

    Not even apocryphal Ghengis Khan level breeding could affect the gene pool, in a statistically relevant sense.

    You could have 10,000 babies and it’s still going to get curb stomped back to the mean.

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      It’s implied the upcoming mass death events of poors and other “others”

    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Have you considered incest

  • robotElder2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Do you think pregnancy fetishists of the past needed so much justification?

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lebensborn, first as tragedy then as farce.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Is this the extremely reddit couple?

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