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YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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Its true

YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • viertesauge@feddit.org
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    Another fun fact: elephants dont have to work and pay taxes and yet humans claim to be the more intelligent mammal.

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      Elephants regularly raid crops and eat a month’s worth of a family’s food in a night.

      Then when humans get mad and take revenge, they get in trouble because other humans who don’t have to grow their food in a village near a park explained that Europeans killed to many elephants before, and now no one else can because it’s gross to make statues out of something’s teeth.

      More evidence that humans are not smarter than elephants.

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        But there’s tasty crop on the ground. Why human angry?

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          Oh, because tatsy crop was for feeding to human children. Now children hungry, elephant not hungry.

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            But nobody told elephant, just killing elephant. Elephant doesn’t know.

      • viertesauge@feddit.org
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        the elephants can nibble an entire harvest! as a treat.

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        Nice work getting the Europeans in there.

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      They have to work (gather food and water) but they can keep 100% of the profit for themselves

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      Sounds a little Adamsian.

  • thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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    Except jump, they can’t jump even if they want

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      Nonsense, they could if they wanted but are already so big it’s not worth their time to bother.

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      Ah you beat me to it

      • thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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        I was searching it before I commented too lol

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    Glad someone finally addressed this.

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    Sure they can do whatever they want but over time the bad memories take their toll.

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    Only as long they don’t mess with Disney and Nintendo

  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    So can every living thing.

    Well, if it can physically do the movement, I guess.

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    Whales too

    Bigger is better, they are our superiors 👍

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