Stavros Halkias
Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like “okay bro I wasn’t trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food.”
Stavros as Dionysus. I don’t care what the movie is, just do it.
He would be unironically great as a satyr or smth
Devito-esque
A story with Greek gods but missed Stavros? #notmyodyssey
What if we just overlay an audio track of Stav hyena laughing with the occasional “Hell yeah dude” during other dialogue
“No dude, come on no.”
Maybe Stav could be Menelaus and he would show Telemachus his pool with a big GMS in it, then a slave hands Telemachus a clay tablet that says “the G stands for Gay” and Menelaus is like “yeah the contractors fucked that up but I can’t execute that slave, they’re in the union”.
“Interesting.”
“A cupcake and a candy bar.”
“Forty Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches.”
“Quadruple-deck fuckin’ burgers.”
Lmao
No Stavvy as Polyphemus or nothing
DID YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY CHEESE!
ahahahaha fuck man my eye ow lol
Sometimes Hexbear is legit good. This is one such occasion.
Release the Stavvy cut
He’s gonna do Jason and the Argonauts starring Jason Mantzoukas next.
Yorgos Lanthimos should have done this movie
nah. Penelope. Everyone else plays it 100% straight.
“Aw shit I got chocolate on the tapestry guys.”
“Again?”
“Yeah I’m gonna have to start over HAHAHAHA!”
I like Staavy but I’m gonna be real, his performance in Bugonia was mid at best. Maybe it was just more apparent next to Stone, Delbis and Plemmons popping off and acting their asses off, but it felt a bit awkward to me.
Then again, his character in it is an awkward creep cop so maybe the awkwardness was fully intentional
Oh no he’s not a great actor. In fact I don’t even like his standup. Yes funniest when he’s on a podcast with other funny people, dudes just good at being a funny hang.
I think it worked well for this movie but yeah he himself said he wasn’t really acting so much as playing the part.
Which is also true for a few much more successful and much less interesting actors, to be fair.
Matt Damon turns to the Camera
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