This just looks like the human soldier is about to be annihilated by an alien soldier
Yeah, the alien has a forcefield and that sword can cut through solid steel
Homeboy is getting got
JDPON Don strikes again, wasting tax dollars and sending soldiers to the alien meatgrinder
They call them Brutes, nasty monkey things. They're big, really big, but not so big that our handsome soldiers can't stop them. We have the handsomest soldiers, big strong guys like John Claude Van Damme. They fight in the Kumite, that's what Petey Boy says anyway and I trust him, he's handsome too
Mein FührerMy President
Also the perspective makes it look like we’re on the aliens’ side, which, for Hexbear checks out
I mean, depending on the day I would totally be like, “Yeah, set off those halo rings! Shit sucks!”
The Covenant were posadists all along?!
Reverse Posadists
Death of all sentient life and all that y’know?
Never thought I’d see a Halo font dollar sign.
Now you can!
But yeah I had a hard time reading that part.
Even the kind of chuds who are still on twitter are dunking on them for this one
Chuds should be embarrassed their golden age is now in power, and politicians are doing Duolingo-esque marketing being #HipWithTheKiddos
It’s like the whole Poochie bit of The Simpsons.
Goes to show they are only in their element when engaging in grievance while not in power. They get into power, and they do cringe shit like this.
Even dumbasses would know that this money is only going to execs at Raytheon and Boeing.
Inb4 the covenant prophets are the Iranian ayatollahs / mullahs.
Oh yeah, theres a lot of gold in that thread. And a lot of fucken dog shit.
[CW: antisemitism and racism] Holy fucking shit. This guy looked at Halo and thought “Ya know what? I don’t think the game about space war on ME coded aliens is racist enough!”
They don’t believe in anything they say, of course, but just to take the bait
“Little hats”? Look at the bigass crowns on the prophets! And who are the extremely amerikkka-coded humans in this analogy anyway, if the sangheili are the proud white warriors?
Yes they are making it about America but their read is the prophets are Jews, the Elites are the proud white race, and they are being tossed aside having fulfilled their usefulness to be replaced by the “monkey race” the brutes. It’s just Nazi shit.
Yeah thats the dog shit I was talking about. Wild.
Isn’t “Spartan” a synonym for sparse or austere?
