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  • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world
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    Are we now on facebook or what?

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    This just looks like useless body shaming. Who cares about dick size?

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      People who don’t want micro steroid cocks?

    • Section Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The ancient greeks did. They belivee that the larger your penis was, the less virtue you had

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    No thanks. I’ve had bad experiences with orange people.

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      Just forever rent free, eh?

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        A dictator having power on the most influential country on earth saying dumb shit and/or threats every single day… Yeah we think about that shit a lot, unfortunately

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        Yeah I’m kinda with an abusive girlfriend but when I talk about the vile shit she’s done people always say that she’s living rent free in my head. Am I wrong to be thinking about how much she’s fucking me over? Should I just ignore it? We’re still together.

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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          You know what you need to do --end the relationship. It’s only going to get worse. Never let someone abuse you if you don’t absolutely have to. There might be times that you’ll miss her but someone like that will escalate their abuse if you endure it.

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            I think you’re coming from the right place but I was trying to make a metaphor there. I do appreciate the sentiment. And if you caught it… I really really do wish I had the guts to leave but it seems we’re gonna be together for a while yet… not exactly the ideal situation for a bad relationship

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          deleted by creator

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        It’s 2026 and you’re still using the “rent free” line

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        I don’t understand a word.

        • qwank@lemmy.world
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          A word.

          • onionguy@lemmy.world
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            I don’t get it.

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    Steroids.

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    Never skip penis day.

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        Who is this gentleman? He looks like Robert Picardo to me.

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          That’s Dean Norris! He’s probably best known for his role as Walter White’s DEA brother-in-law Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad (the source of the above gif). You may also have seen him in Starship Troopers, where he looked the exact same despite being 20ish years younger.

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            Starship Troopers! Thanks!

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    Steroids make your peepee small

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    2nd guy’s head looks like it’s not supposed to be on that body

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      The bronzing grease is such a strange tradition. It’s like black face but backwards

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      NANOMACHINES SON

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      I believe that’s Nick Walker

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