the other youngsters agree that I am NOT washed or unc now.
chat,
you can also make 69 nuggets lmao
777 nuggets to celebrate compromising your haterz
Be careful if you eat two more nuggs you’ll become unc again
Actually don’t be careful. Embrace the unc. Become uncle. Uncaccino. It’s fun here we have dad jokes.
It’s fun here we have dad jokes.
It’s even better, we get unc jokes, which are like dad jokes, but we can also swear.
Oh shit oh fuck (func)
You see those youngster squiggles on the package? See those youth shapes? Those are going into my body and turning me into cousin. I will never become unc.
But I need more hot uncs for my polyuncule
I’m purely monogamouncle because I agree with Kollontai. Love-comrade-uncleship is actual liberation.
Nugged unc
Nunc
Theres more than one brand of these?!
Capitalism is good because it gives consumers choices. Which 67 chicken nugget do you want to eat while the world burns down?
Brands are fake. There will one factory somewhere tooled to make these taking orders from multiple brands.
Cupping the 67 nuggets like the precious tender testicles of a lover
No anti-biotics…ever?
That doesn’t sound like a good idea.
that’s a little bit “we’re not contributing to antibiotic resistance” and a lot “chemicals are scary” thing
Yeah, if it was “no excess antibiotics in the chicken feed” it would be good, but instead it seems more like “If our chickens are horribly diseased and infected we don’t do anything about it and turn them into nugget slurry anyway.”
A lot of poultry disease can be prevented by keeping the facility very tightly closed and implementing better sanitary controls. Larger companies can do this pretty easily and skip using prophylactic antibiotics, while getting a nice marketing boost by saying “we spent less but we’re charging you the same, because no antibiotics”. It’s also sometimes cheaper to euthanize a chicken suspected of being sick than to try and prevent them to be sick.
Hero. I’m looking forward to your “67ize Me” documentary.
I buy these but only for the 6 and 9
If you really want to impress the kids learn a circus trick like smoking a cigarette with your ear hole or flicking your eyelids inside out
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one
