Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
So much winning
Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say “infectious bacteria”. And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Double the H per O
Are you saying standard water or H4O?
It’s the water equivalent of 4K
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those…
The microplastics are in your balls.
Where’s the roadkill?
Where’s the beans?
Sorry I ate them so they couldn’t be put on the pyramid. My bad
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You’re supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
Why did I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”? so weird. 🎵
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Now do another country!
