IT’S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I’M SICK! I’M ILL. FUCK ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFfiTEr2yc
It even starts with that pretentious ambiance emblematic of the times (opinion). I don’t like it. It may not just be a remaster, but we’re getting the same temples that need to be put to rest and given new fundamental themes within them (fact).


Why is Link wearing a wrinkled jalapeño on his head!?!
matches the one in his pants
Don’t sexualize Young Link.
Old Link (17) is fair game.
i have never known link’s age and i’m not going to start now
In order to defeat the paedophiles I have researched the exact ages of every Nintendo character.
Edit: people are DMing me questions already answered by this post.
My uncle at Nintendo forgot how to do fabric textures.