• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    She thinks her beauty, fame, and money will excuse her from being an empty, soulless MAGA Pedophile. Ew, gross, what would we even talk about? How disgusting she is?

    I’ll take the money, and go out with people I like.

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    Everybody seems to assume “date” equals sex.

    On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.

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      Honestly? Idk if it’s just me but who wants to even date someone who’s no different from a random person? Hell I’ll turn the offer down for a free lunch, let alone half a million dollars. And I think many people would do the same if they’re thinking with their minds instead of dicks.

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    If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.

    There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.

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      Idk, maybe four zeros.

      Although then it just becomes a question of “would you rather go on a date or spend a night hanging out with your cat”, and I’m guessing the answers will track closely based on age group.

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        Eh…IDK. It was a very badly taken line comparing jeans/genes to her blonde blue-eyed self from an ad that was poorly thought out by the ad company. The MAGA tools have been drooling over her tits and trying to claim her for the right wing.

        That said, she’s ducked out of claiming any political stance, and that to me is shitty all by itself. If you can’t simply make statements in favor of basic things like human rights there’s something wrong with you. The most I could find was a generic “against hate and divisiveness” statement that really is meaningless without context.

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          The Hitler Particles in the US are off the charts. “Hey, I’m not a Nazi, I’m just friends with a bunch of them” has been a line running cold since the 1950s.

          That said, she’s ducked out of claiming any political stance

          Classic “Secret Hitler” Strategy. She could only do better if she made some token nods to liberalism, while taking tons of money from right wing chu- Oh. Wait, I’m being handed a note.

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      It seems like the question is how much would you pay for a date with her and for me it’s about tree-fiddy

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    I don’t think it can be overstated how much more life changing $500k is compared to 1 date with her.

    Not a committed relationship mind you, 1 date.

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      500k is enough to retire on if you’re frugal enough. Enough to retire in 10 years if you want to live lavishly. 500k would be the definition of a life changing amount of money

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    nothing against whoever she is but yeah I’m taking that cash

    sure I may be gay but I can’t imagine any person I’d pay the opportunity cost of that much money to go on one date with

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    Hmm, stilted and awkward date with someone I barely know, given that I’m a lesbian who hides under a hat and she’s all out in the open,

    or immediately pay off my house and my wife’s student loans?

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        It’s a fairly oversized beanie that covers like two-thirds of my head, and when I’m feeling exhausted, I can (and do) pull it over my eyes to conk out for a bit.

        I love this hat, and I have absolutely no idea who Sydney Sweeney is.

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            She’s too young for me, and I’m pretty sure she’s straight, and I have a wife and a girlfriend already. I think i should just take the cash.

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          some person that makes people on social media lose their minds because they project their weird shit onto her for doing ads that feature her tits and ass.

          i have no idea like why she is famous beyond this. is she a singer? she seems to be compared to singers a lot.

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            She’s an actress , she was in The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria, and White Lotus recently-ish. She’s also done some movies but I don’t know about that. She’s became famous very fast and was in those three hugely popular TV series.

            TBH, you all come across as incredibly pretentious and ingenuine by pretending not to even know who she is. You’ve certainly heard her name on social media. She’s frequently the subject of posts on even Lemmy, so if you’re on any other social media you DEFINITELY have heard of her, but even here on this island you’ve encountered subject matter about her.

            She’s also done some advertisements for pants and soap that come across as MAGA dog whistles, and she has done nothing to contradict being a racist, so that’s why people are mad at her.

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              I’m not really in-tune with American culture on the whole, and forming identities around people is hard for me as a double stroke victim. I’m also not on social media, and don’t really pay attention too hard.

              I also still haven’t looked up who she is, cause I just don’t care that much.

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            I could go learn about Sydney Sweeney, while I’m available and in the queue for calls at my job, or I could just keep reading There is No Antimemetics Division, until I get interrupted by some doctor needing their outlook fixed.

            Like, the question isn’t even bout five hundred grand anymore, it’s about literally anything to do with this lady, versus my personal “hat/book against work” inertia.

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              A quick Google would take less time than typing that comment, why’re you pretending you’re too busy reading to know XD

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              Also I just got a call from a Dr. Sweeney about needing something fixed, but he’s a guy, so now the entire proposition gets just a touch weirder, another line of terms and conditions apply. View mode, compact, reading pane on the right, never pick single unless it’s Sydney Sweeney asking.

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            I have no idea why she is famous

            IMDB says she was in some American Eagle ads.

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    If her acting is any representation of her IRL I’d be bored af within 4 minutes. Even the eye candy wouldn’t keep me interested.

    But a date is too loose of an offer. I’ve been on a date with someone who was uninterested in me and only there for the free meal. And dates which went ok, barely a peck on the lips at the end and it took a couple more dates before any hanky panky.

    500k is more than enough to pay off my house and put some improvements in and chock awake at least 200k. Then I can relax comfortably with my regular income.

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    I don’t understand the obsession with this chick. she’s just another hot bod, what makes her so culturally important vs any other hot bod?

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          Is that it? Never seen her in a movie, heard of the jean ad, and seen shit posted on reddit. And all I can do is shrug.

          Like, at least Paris Hilton had a reality TV show and a sex tape…

          Hey, kids, Paris Hilton was a fucking cum dumpster who became famous for being a shallow cum dumpster from the Hilton family. Nothing more to know there. Not equating her to whatever this woman is. I mean, Paris had a reality TV show that people often mocked.

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              What misogyny?

              If I would mock our president, is this suddenly misandry? Sounds like something he would accuse me of.

              "I think we are ready to release the files, terribly named, and bury them under the America Pyramid, wouldn’t that be nice.

              “Epstein is a terrible name, so I say we are going to call them the America Files, and use a pyramid like the Arabs like to do. And people can come and see the America Pyramids, and you know, I think in 3000 years, maybe 10000 years, they will wonder what we, the American public, were seeking to accomplish.”