Constable Corne and Constable Millet are apparently two real actual humans. Sounds like some cartoon shit.
I saw a cop with the name tag T. Bacon
Sergeant of the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office John H Pork
constables feed and seed
I wonder if they call each other corn and millet.
Like they had to have been paired up on purpose, right?
It’s too funny to be unintentional.
If given institutional power I would for sure do this all else being equal, so its not outside of possible
Constable Khorne
DONUTS FOR THE DONUT GOD
STEROIDS FOR HIS STEROID THRONE!
I knew someone would do that bit better than I could.
Colonel Korn from Catch-22 should sue for a percentage of their salary
Good villain names for a Redwall book
Constable Millet, the laid-back cop from Yangshao culture, Yellow River, teams up with Constable Corne, the loose cannon cop from Olmec culture, Mesoamerica. Together, they fight international crime - in the neolithic
Ankh Morpork Nightwatch ass names.
Cstbl. Sorghum and Cstbl. Brassica will sort this nonesuch out in a jiffy and we’ll be right as rain.
Sorghum & Brassica: Vegetable Cops
Thanks, you just reminded me of this video and now I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts again
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Send in the chickens.
Constable Corne
Is his sister’s name Candye?
