Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.
The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes “It burns when I pee” to a while new level.
And you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!
Info Wars is selling aqua regia?
I just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused
Always write up a “wish contract” and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey’s paw bullshit.
He just wished to see his soapy tiddy gf shower.
Well that explains trump.
Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?
Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you
He got gifted with really bad taste?
I don’t think the genie himself is capable of golden showers
I mean a wish is a wish…
So which Trump property was he staying at?
No, he did.
