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RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Hey Xi... send them my way please.

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Hey Xi... send them my way please.

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RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    doomjak Real cool how everyone has already decided that there will be a war with China, and that the ultimate causus belli doesn’t matter and will be made up later

    • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      it’s pretty fucked watching the consent being manufactured right in front of your eyes and you can scream your head off, it’s just proceeding

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        And everyone is going along with it too.

        Talk to any rando and find what they’re opinion on China is. 99% of the time, it’ll be some unhinged shit about how China is doing genocide and that Chinese people are all untrustworthy and dirty

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        I’m just watching everyone sleepwalk into it like there’s no other choice and it’s BAFFLING. There’s literally NO justification and yet everyone is talking about it. Imperial warmongerers should get the fucking wall. I already haven’t seen my family since covid and the idea of being stuck on the other side of a war to them is nightmarish

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          they’re not sleepwalking. the bleach demons bay for blood. this is normal.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      what’s really depressing is that if the USA had a revolution went socialist tomorrow, it would still go to war with China, except that its cassus belli would be changed to “China is not socialist enough and also now the imperial core since America had a revolution” jokerfied

      • silent_water [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        the party would split over it

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      This is how it was with the Soviet Union as well. People acted like war with them was only a matter of time.

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    Learning Mandarin solely to sell my country out for non-horny reasons

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Printing out dossiers of company and state secrets that I hand out to any chinese women that try to talk to me on the off-chance they’re a spy.

  • save_vs_death [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    love these videos that are just insane shit about china with like 3 out of context sound bites from elong muck in the background

  • AlpineSteakHouse [any]@hexbear.net
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    I would absolutely abandon my country for the promise of an okay job in China, easy access to fresh Oolong tea, and some sort of community.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’d rather destabilize things in the belly of the Great Satan, but I also wouldn’t complain on gorging myself on all manner of Chinese food and music.

    • Ocommie63 [she/her]@lemmygrad.ml
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      As long as I can get hrt I’m good

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    xi-plz my people yearn for bunda

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    turtle-pogger lets-fucking-go

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    awooga butt

  • machiabelly [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Are any of their women taking women?

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    I’ve heard this same thing being said about Russia and Israel

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    They will create disasters sicko-fem

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      Every Chinese woman is Storm from X-Men, American amphibians have no chance

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    Definitive proof that Xi is Mao Two

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    Well I guess now we know where that guy from yesterday got his ideas from

    Oh shit that was in this post lol

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    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      “How many levels of Orientalism are you on?”

      *Like 5 or 6 my dude"

      “You are like a little baby. Watch this.”

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      As we all know, no Chinese man ever assassinated anyone or caused any infighting

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        Nor any European woman

        • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          michael-laugh suffragettes literally invented the mail bomb

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          I regret to inform lyudmila that her kill count has been revised to 0

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      There are a lot of historical records showing that Chinese used their women to assassinate rival leaders or cause infighting in rival states.

      I am dying for you to post your sources for this so they can be torn to shreds by bears. It will be fucking hilarious.

      I know you don’t actually know any and just completely made this the fuck up but please try to google some anyway because it will be really really fucking funny.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from communityOP
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        There are a lot of historical records showing that Chinese used their women to assassinate rival leaders or cause infighting in rival states.

        They shouldn’t have stopped

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        I want to know about this just because it seems fucking cool. Deadly lady assassins are neat

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      1000 years of Chinese bureaucracy exams focusing entirely on utilizing your feminine wiles

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from communityOP
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        Military Academy for Bad Bitches

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      In the west they just plant a new Keffals in the media every month for the same effect

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      cracks knuckles

      Lemme tell you about ancient gynese history, kiddo. You weren’t around for the classics like Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

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      Another glass ceiling shattered. xi-clap

    • IsThisLoss [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      wut

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      lol racist dumbass

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      That was pretty common in Europe too, out of my depth here but I’d be willing to bet African states used women to get rid of rival nobility and such too

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      • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        i cant believe you said something that fucking dumb, got unanimously mocked for it by more than a dozen people light-heartedly pointing out why what you’re saying doesn’t make any sense, got the comment removed, and then you came back to double down on the dumb thing you said

        lemmitor

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          Bro, just trust me, google “china bad” bro, this is some serious shit, google “reasons to hate china” it really opened my eyes

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        i-told-you-dog Man I have a CRAZY subject for you to learn about, it’s called ‘European history 1000BC-2023AD’ and you will NEVER guess how women are treated

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        if you know about Chinese society in general today women are not kept or seen in a much better status than thousand years ago.

        how did you forget about footbinding??? is this a joke?

        women aren’t liberated anywhere on Earth but I am confident that the situation of Chinese women has improved from their previous two options: (1) serf or (2) broken feet

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