I have noticed that although I have 300 followers, I am not receiving 300 likes on my photos. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these “friends” are forgetting to click ‘like’. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have “forgotten” to like my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person “consultation”. Think about your actions.
ai managed to make even this guy more fucked up than he already was huh
Never underestimate the ability of tech bros to get even more creepy and more fucked in the head.
Someone got under his uncomfortably moist skin recently
Tell me how moist my skin needs to be.
Think about how moist my throat needs to be to sound like I’ve deep throated a packet of razorblades and then quadruple that.
My mom tomorrow: who the hell is bryan johnson and why is he a…
soulless alien lizard creature who should go back to his home planetbros been drinking his son’s cum again
If I found out that some person I knew was secretly harassing Bryan Johnson, that would just make me think I should hang out with them more.
‘apparently this guy called bryan johnson sent my boss an email and now i am getting a raise???’
“What the hell? They just updated my job description to include “viciously bullying dorky oligarchs” as a responsibility?”
‘who the fuck added Vampire Hunter to my linkedin??’
The only billionaire who is a decent poster tbh
Hey Brian, Minecraft yourself
one day you just wake up to an email from ‘bryan johnson’ saying ‘hey, mr. poster, your sibling said online that i am a vampire just because i drink my son’s blood. that was unkind’
The weirdest stuff I’ve said about Bryan was all factual so
“You better watch out, I’ve got an AI agent…”
Pathetic hand-wringing from yet another failed ubermensch.
He’s going to get his email blacklisted by spam filters of Gmail, outlook, etc
