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replaceable [he/him]@hexbear.net to videos@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Israel’s sperm extraction unit (a tribute)

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Israel’s sperm extraction unit (a tribute)

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replaceable [he/him]@hexbear.net to videos@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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The IDF has some interesting protocols...
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  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    Did they get his cum though?! 💉hamas-base

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who extracts the extractors?

    • RonPaulyShore [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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      the world sits on the back of a cum extractor, and that cum extractor sits on another, larger cum extractor, and then it’s simply cum extractors all the way down.

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    it’s a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    a cum tribute, if you will

  • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is “quick get his cum”

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. rat-salute-2

  • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather… idk, someone workshop this with me

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      Operation Collective Edge

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      • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        order-of-lenin

      • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        This probably vibes the most out of every name suggested. Good job

        • estii [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          thanks comrade you set it up real good

    • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Operation Lost Swimmer

      Operation Goon Squad

      Operation Sperm Whale

      Operation Healthy Diet

      Operation Overspill

    • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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      It’s got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.

      Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force

      Seed Shepherds

      Genetic Rescue Squad

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)

    • Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Operation Cumbo Drop

      Operation White Rider

      Operation White Swallow

      Operation Nut Eater

      Operation Ivory Poacher

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like

    stonks-up

    • TheCaconym [any]@hexbear.net
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      They were already making a killing through the mass abuse and torture of cows worldwide

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    This guys videos fucking rip

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    It’s this kind of in your face nazism that’s so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I’m not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.

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      They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn’t technologically possible

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    The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.

    I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.

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      Wait, can that work? sicko-beaming

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        https://www.allvetsupply.com/elforbu.html

        • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          This item is currently out of stock or on back order.

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            michael-laugh

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      shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm

      kitsupogi please tell me this is how they actually do it

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        Okay, now that i looked it up, they dont, they drain the balls :(

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    MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 nicholson-yes

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    We, the woke moralist community would like to humbly request a truce with Jordan Peterson to stop this cock-milking nonsense.

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    I ROARED HOLY SHIT

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The correct spelling is spermbp

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