The IT guys got a ticket to periodically create fake text message notifications to the Situation Room computer so Trump can reply to them

Most Iranian sources have rejected claims that they’re talking to the US directly or through third parties. I think the closest confirmation to any negotiation is that the US supposedly texted the FM lol

Lol this is highly dependent on who you talk to. When I worked during college, my 18-23 year old female coworkers didn’t refer to themselves or each other as a “woman” but rather “girls.” In fact they scoffed at our manager because she criticized them for tardiness, saying it was “unprofessional for young women”, which they later confided to me to “no shit we’re not fucking old!”

But I’ve also met female students who are laser focused on education or corporate ladder climbing who refer to other people our age as “women”

There is an isolated plant in Utah that has a monopoly on rocket components for all US missiles, which would basically halt all production if something happened. In case anyone wants to support our brave boys in their fight against the evil Iranians by applying and so forth

Such an odd requirement. Is there a reason why? Are they afraid you’ll steal from a burning home lol

I saw a local news report of a volunteer fire department getting their trucks repo’d by the police/neighboring department in the middle of the meeting. Apparently they weren’t certified, but instead of helping them grt certified they just steal their shit instead lol

They did. And other countries whose companies were nationalized accepted the compensation, except the US.

It’s easy being a cultural critic. All you gotta do is scroll on timtok for 7 hours then make a 40 minute video extrapolating a random internet trend to real life society and psychoanalyze it

Well, you’re right, but also the US industrial base is just not great anyway. Also the voters will sacrifice their child on altar before ever calling for reduced military spending

Only way to change the hogs’ minds.

CIA sources said that Xi spent his time studying the blade (Marxism) instead of partying or talking to girls.

And sometimes they’re simply inspired by America’s actions, like Nazi Germany

Osama was a liberal because he thought that Americans can just vote against genocide

Democratic Party is HR, and the GOP is the sex pest that keeps sexually harassing you at work but is never punished because they’re both friends

Credible sources are saying they are transitioning to the dinar soon

This informed source emphasized: As has been repeatedly stressed, Iran considers the [governments of the region as its brothers]

I know why they say this, but it would be hard for me to see someone as a brother when they’re so keen to enable genocide by Zionists and allow a country that hates him to station there

Considering many of the tech elites in the US have an apocalyptic fascist ideology, and many evangelicals have an apocalyptic fascist theology, I would say it’s a win for more than some

One of them kills you and mauls at your corpse while the other asks for your consent before killing and mauling your corpse anyway

“We can worry about two things at once” guys when presented with two things to connect and worry about:

I think one of the reasons for its failure to attract anyone is because it was extremely off putting from the get go. It wasn’t just a place to hang out and play dumb games - the crypto morons advertised the metaverse as a complete replacement of human socialization and interaction.

Church, movies, parties, comedy club, dance club, whatever - will all take place in some dogshit virtual space with the graphics of a cookie cutter 2010 MMORPG. They succeeded with their crypto scams because everyone desperately needs money and willing to risk everything for a pump and dump called ShibaCumToken, but when you start telling people “well you’re all going to have grill nights in my bibeo bame” then people will want to knock your ass out.

Roblox is going down this route. They’re trying to implement a dating service into their game for “adults” instead of addressing the pedos and nazis that roam