“many people won’t like it” we must do the unpopular thing in the popularity contest
They’re still going to blame the voters when the Dems eat shit again in 2028
Who else could possibly be responsible?
Every Lilb post-election analysis:
Wdym, they’re blaming anyone not in the dnc or anything that wasn’t deep throated support.
Liberals treat elections less like appealing to constituents and more like a ritual in honor to an evil blood god who might offer very small blessings like healthcare if people just shut up and praise the blood god
the blood god also actively hates us and wants to see us suffer, so appeasing it is pointless
“Key strategies for accommodating my humiliation fetish”
Extremely funny distillation of their position I’m gonna borrow it
Most Lethal Military in the world!
we must not allow a genocide capacity gap
Was one of the few times I remember my mouth hanging open in shock that she could say something that fucking stupid on national tv.
At that moment everyone realized or should have realized she was going to lose.
I still can’t believe they put that in the acceptance speech
She didn’t know how to filter between the speeches she gave to the bribers and ones she gave to the public.
we just needed to make it even more lethal not just most lethal!
unlimited anduril drones upon hapless refugees
i’m a humanitarian
Literally every person running for US president ever promises this, because otherwise they wouldn’t be allowed to run.
It’s the only thing we make besides corn. They just know it would throw an ugly (but not system breaking!) wrench in their gears by admitting that we need to sell missiles to the baby killers because the “put the economy on a credit card” solution to the consumer spending decreases has begun to run out of motion.
I heard there’s no more urea now to grow the corn, so… Well there’s always the private prison complex
r/neoliberal would like you to find the difference between this
and this 
picture. (They’re the same picture)One of them kills you and mauls at your corpse while the other asks for your consent before killing and mauling your corpse anyway
At least they were polite about dismembering me.
But what if we spent even more on the military is an insane take. Wish the parties would merge already.
They can’t merge, the blue liberals are stuck desperately trying to prove to the red liberals that they aren’t marxists.
Fixing the MIC to get it ready for a real war would require overhauling it to work more or less like it did at the peak of WW2. That means 90%+ taxes, strict government oversight on all programs, business “owners” being more or less completely under Washington’s control, etc. Never gonna happen in a million years - the current MIC is doing exactly what it was actually designed to do, which is provide a kayfabe for funneling public money into private hands and occasionally blow up poor people who can’t fight back.
Democrats need to nuke the entire world because that’s the only way to keep Americans safe
I fucking hate American politics. Its the shittiest on the entire planet, possibly in its entire history.
- We’re bringing back The Surge!
Like, the soda right?
How have these dweeb not learned from their last success, Obama and just promise shit they won’t deliver on? At least try to be popular
“I’ll close Guantanamo after I annex Cuba, it won’t be necessary anymore” - 2028 Dem frontrunner Damien Bloodchalice
The “current climate” as in the “climate that’s currently baking the planet in no small part due to the single largest CO2 emitter in the world, the United States military”?
healthcare pls“the current climate” as opposed to all the years before when it was fine and they wouldn’t have wanted the dem to be a warmonger
Dems haven’t been “doves” since Carter and we all know the truth about the Carter admin, it’s so fucking stupid that they still think this ghost of a stigma applies. Why? Because of a bunch of opinion makers who think cable news is still important, fucking bean counters that think they can see the future in landline cold calls to Meemaw, shit hasn’t been true my entire life and I’ve been around for four decades.
I think it’s more like they don’t care if they lose to the other half of their fascist party. Popularity just isn’t that important to them, and there’s no particular reason it should be. They are succeeding at the only thing they contemporaneously exist for: to ensure there’s never a leftist who can win.
Yet I still get push back when I say
and parties are essentially identical if you don’t live in the USA (and they align for basically all internal issues too)So many just refuse to see anything other than republicans and dems in the usa. Hell still blows their minds when people point out the liberal dem parties in othet countries are on the right.
