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The overwhelming majority of Greenland residents do not want to become US citizens, The Financial Times reported, citing a sociological survey conducted by Verian.
According to the poll, 85% of Greenlanders do not want to become Americans because they believe that the standard of living in Denmark is much higher. In particular, the island’s residents are concerned about crime and expensive medical services in the US.
Don’t worry Greenland, they won’t actually let you be citizens
Sure they will, they’ll be Bronze level citizens
When they’re not on duty at the labor facility, they get to be out and about until 6pm!
But their shifts end at 7pm
Just one of the benefits of being free!
American Indians generally weren’t citizens until 1924
American Samoans aren’t born citizens to this day, despite being born and living in American territory (American Samoa)